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Most Emailed Photos - 01/09/2005 by 3Suns
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Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long, precisely - I gave up my life at sea for something a little less... moist. And deadly.

For a while I lent my services to a pair of effeminate magicians. I left that after they started talking about "The Great White Tiger".

Lately I've caught up with an old friend from my whaling days, a cannibal named Queequeg, who has traded in his harpoon for another long rod. I think I'm starting to like glassblowing.
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