First I got really sunburned, and then a big whale beached himself right on top of my favorite pair of sunglasses!
As I walked back to my hotel in anger, a pride of pygmy tigers lept of of the bushes and attacked my ankles.
So I went home and rolled a nice fat joint.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.