Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 01/05/2005

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I am a giant among men. If I were a turtle I would be a turtle as large as an adult hippo.

Of course computer repair is hard for me.

And it costs me $750 at Starbucks just to wet my whistle.

But you can climb my cock like a rock wall so it all works out.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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