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Most Emailed Photos - 08/25/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Alright! Who here wants a hit of C02 from these whip cream cans?!? Just raise your hand."

"OOOHHH!!!! ME!! ME!! ME!!"

"OK dude, get in line. Sen John 'Road Dog' Kerry gets to go first first, though."

Many of Pres. Kerry's eccentricities during his term could be explained by his love for getting high with C02. His law which replaced the bald eagle with the gray hippo as our state symbol, for instance, can probably be chalked up to a late night C02 binge, as can his tendency to greet foreign dignitaries without his trousers on.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> CO2 is carbon dioxide. Makes soda bubble. Hard to huff.

N2O is nitrous, used in dentistry and whip cream cans. Huffable.

<guyPaulo> Oops. You mean that I've been huffing c02 for nothing all this time! Dang!

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