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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Regnad Kcin
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This case was going to lead me on more twists & turns than a hooker's grin. Down at the Heebee-Jeebee Club ol' Pops McCann the Macca impersonator made cryptic gestures at stuffed animals and a big red "L."

"Lavatory" seemed as good a lead as any, but there I lost my lunch over Jack White of the Stripes doing an obligatory photo-op. "Puppies . . puppies .. " he whispered. "Bird, BIG bird . . " And then, "Rococco . .rococco . ."

Rocky Rococco, that slimey weasel! I should've known!! I almost stumbled over him out in the park!
"Danger, you infidel FOOL! I am up to my neck with this filthy Bird and his puppy cartel! Get that pickle out of your dick fingers and get me out of here!!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Oh, this is very good. I just knew Rocky Rococco was behind it all.
<yoyology> You know, there's a pizza joint in Dinkytown, Minneapolis called Rocky Rococo's.
<ajiav> There's a Dinkytown?
<yoyology> "Dinkytown" is the artsy-fartsy shopping district that surrounds the University of Minnesota. Compares to Mass Street in Lawrence, KS, if you've ever been there.
<apple juice is a verb> yeah, i know lawrence pretty well. i'm going to see peanut butter wolf there April 17th.
<apple juice is a verb> wait, no, i mean the 16th.
<Victor Migneco> Nick Danger, 3rd Eye can finally rest knowing Rocky Rococco has been "planted" in the ground. Cut him off at the past, I see.

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