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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/05/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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Dude, I'm pissed.

Mom like really hung me out to dry this morning.


She found a swimsuit magazine under my bed.

I said, Fuck it Mom, I'm sixteen!!! How am I supposed to fucking get off?


Do I gotta peek at my sister's fucking Powerpuff Girls???? FUCK YOU, BITCH!!!

Now Dad wants me to go out in the woodshed. Maybe he's got a stash of porn out there and he's gonna give it to me?

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<Fu Manchu> Your mom is like totally hot.
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