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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/15/2005 by David Byrden
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PRESS CONFERENCE, WHITE HOUSE, 2015

"Mr. President, it's so hot my DOG melted. Why did we reject the Kyoto protocol?"

"Gee whiz, I dunno! I mean, who'd a thought Global Warming would affect America?"

"It's not like we live next door to Globia."

"Anyways, look on the bright side. We can now sunbathe in Alaska!"

"And I kinda like the Manhattan gondolas."

(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> Like the melting dog
<Lauren> I like EVERYTHING about this one! Excellent, David.
<3Suns> Excellent indeed. Best caption in a while.
<superwomanbiatch> You do realize that this is not the president right...it is a picture of his brother Jeb Bush, who is governor of Florida?
<David Byrden> He should be finishing his second term around 2015.

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