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Most Emailed Photos - 12/09/2004 by mypalmike
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I used to enjoy partaking of glory holes.

But eventually, I got a really bad STD, depriving me of my good looks.

The way I see it, infectious diseases are like Nascar. You're always changing tires in the pit.

Wait, no. That's just Nascar. Man, this itches.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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