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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/26/2004 by Lauren
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When I told the detectives what he had done, they threw the book at him.

At first, he was all cocky ... he must have thought he'd take a walk on the charges.

And then to cap it all off, when he was found guilty, he didn't even have the balls to look repentant.
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<Pedro Gonzales> Nice linking there Lauren
<Luminaire> Hee. Cap. Balls.
<Agent Kumi> very clever.
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<mypalmike> Yay puns!

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