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Most Emailed Photos - 09/01/2004 by Fu Manchu
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A virus that turns your insides into milk is spreading

A hurricane threatens to devastate Florida

And the President is quick-thinking and clear-headed despite the emergency.

"Hey little fella... Wanna hear a story about a goat? A pet goat?"

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<guyPaulo> I wouldn't mind hearing that story. Unless of course, the pet goat has links to Al-Quaida.

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