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Most Emailed Photos - 07/29/2004 by mypalmike
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Between the Patriot Act and the latest "camera squirrel" technology, federal agents have begun a widespread crackdown on suspected terrorists.

This woman was arrested and held without bail for 2 months in a secret location for carrying large amounts of acetone, a chemical which could be used in the making of a so called "dirty bomb".

She was later released without charges. In a statement she said, "Like, it's frickin' nail polish dudes. Like, chill!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> Oh thanks for reminding me...I need a f*cking manicure and pedicure!
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