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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by David Byrden
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Mort had a cunning plan.

By presenting us with pictures of a man, a woman and a beast, and analyzing our captions,

he hoped to deduce what turns us on.

(reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 5 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Great punchline.
<MLimburg> hehehe way cool
<Lauren> So, Dave, what DOES turn you on?
<Zebra Girl> A threesome witha twist of beastiality?
<David Byrden> I get turned on by a little black rocker switch on my left side.

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