[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 243 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:28Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:27Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:26Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:23Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:20Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:19Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:15Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:11Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:10Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:09Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:07Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:55Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:54Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:53Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:52Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:51Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:50Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:48Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:47Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:46Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:45Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:43Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:40Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:38Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:36Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:35Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:34Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:33Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:29Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:26Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:24Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:23Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:20Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:19Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:18Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:17Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:16Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:11Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:07Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:04Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:00Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:59Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:56Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:55Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:51Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:47Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:39Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:37Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:33Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:31Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:25Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:24Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:23Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:22Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:21Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:19Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:11Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:10Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:09Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:07Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:06Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:05Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:04Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:03Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:00Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:59Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:55Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:51Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:47Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:46Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:45Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:44Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:43Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:40Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:39Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:35Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:34Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:31Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:27Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:23Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:20Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:19Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:18Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:17Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:12Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:08Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:07Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:03Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:01Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:00Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:59Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:57Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:55Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:54Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:51Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:46Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:43Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:39Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:36Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:31Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:30Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:28Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:27Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:23Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:19Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:17Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:15Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:14Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:11Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:08Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:03Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:59Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:55Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:48Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:47Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:45Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:39Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:27Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:25Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:23Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:20Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:19Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:17Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:16Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:15Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:14Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:13Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:11Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:10Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:09Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:08Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:07Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:06Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:04Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:59Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:55Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:51Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:43Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:39Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:37Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:36Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:35Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:34Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:33Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:32Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:31Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:27Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:20Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:15Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:11Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:07Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:01Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:59Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:56Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:55Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:43Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:42Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:39Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:38Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:37Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:36Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:35Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:31Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:27Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:26Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:25Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:24Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:23Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:19Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:15Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:06Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:05Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:04Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:03Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:00Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:59Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:54Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:52Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:51Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:47Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:45Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:39Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:35Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:21Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:19Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:17Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:16Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:15Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:14Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:13Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:11Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:10Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:09Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:08Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:07Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:00Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:59Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:58Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:55Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:52Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:51Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:48Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:44Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:43Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:37Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:35Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:27Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:23Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:22Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:19Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:18Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:16Caption #-83
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:15Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:12Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:08Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:07Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:04Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:59Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:55Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:54Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:53Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:52Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:51Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:47Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:43Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:42Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:40Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:39Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:38Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:35Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:31Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:29Caption #67

Board [Post Message]

This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK

There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post