Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 398 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:28 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:27 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:26 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:25 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:24 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:23 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:22 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:21 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:20 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:19 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:18 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:17 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:16 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:15 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:14 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:13 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:11 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:10 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:08 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:07 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:06 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:05 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:04 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:03 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:02 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:01 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:00 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:59 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:58 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:57 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:56 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:55 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:54 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:53 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:52 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:51 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:50 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:49 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:48 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:46 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:44 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:40 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:37 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:36 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:34 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:31 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:30 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:28 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:27 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:23 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:21 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:19 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:13 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:11 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:09 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:08 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:07 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:06 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:05 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:04 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:03 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:02 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:01 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:00 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:59 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:58 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:57 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:56 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:55 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:54 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:53 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:52 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:51 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:50 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:49 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:48 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:47 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:46 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:45 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:44 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:43 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:42 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:41 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:40 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:39 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:38 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:37 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:36 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:35 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:34 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:33 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:32 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:31 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:30 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:29 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:28 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:27 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:26 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:21 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:19 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:18 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:17 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:15 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:12 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:09 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:08 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:07 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:06 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:05 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:04 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:03 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:02 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:01 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:00 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:59 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:58 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:57 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:56 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:54 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:51 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:46 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:45 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:44 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:43 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:42 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:42 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:40 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:39 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:38 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:37 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:36 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:35 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:33 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:32 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:31 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:30 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:29 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:28 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:27 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:26 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:25 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:24 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:23 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:21 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:20 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:19 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:18 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:17 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:16 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:15 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:14 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:13 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:12 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:11 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:10 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:09 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:08 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:07 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:06 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:05 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:04 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:03 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:01 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:00 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:58 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:55 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:54 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:52 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:51 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:50 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:46 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:45 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:44 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:43 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:39 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:38 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:37 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:35 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:34 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:30 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:26 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:21 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:20 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:19 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:18 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:17 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:16 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:15 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:14 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:13 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:12 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:11 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:10 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:09 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:08 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:07 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:06 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:05 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:04 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:03 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:02 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:01 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:00 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:59 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:56 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:49 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:48 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:47 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:46 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:45 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:44 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:43 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:42 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:41 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:40 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:39 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:38 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:37 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:35 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:34 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:33 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:32 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:27 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:25 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:23 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:22 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:21 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:19 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:18 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:16 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:15 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:14 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:10 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:08 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:07 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:05 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:03 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:01 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:00 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:58 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:57 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:56 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:55 Caption #-36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:53 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:50 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:49 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:48 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:45 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:42 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:41 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:38 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:35 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:34 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:32 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:30 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:29 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:28 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:27 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:25 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:24 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:19 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:18 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:16 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:15 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:14 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:12 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:09 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:08 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:07 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:05 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:04 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:02 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:01 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:00 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:59 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:58 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:55 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:54 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:53 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:52 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:46 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:45 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:44 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:43 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:42 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:40 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:38 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:36 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:35 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:34 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:33 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:31 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:30 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:29 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:28 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:27 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:26 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:25 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:23 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:22 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:21 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:20 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:19 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:18 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:17 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:14 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:13 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:12 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:11 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:09 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:04 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:02 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:55 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:50 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:48 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:47 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:46 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:45 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:41 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:37 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:34 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:33 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:31 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:30 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:29 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:28 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:27 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:26 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:25 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:22 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:21 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:20 Caption #-72

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:19 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:16 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:14 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:13 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:11 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:10 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:09 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:08 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:07 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:06 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:05 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:02 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:01 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:00 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:59 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:58 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:57 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:56 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:55 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:54 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:52 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:50 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:49 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:48 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:47 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:45 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:44 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:40 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:38 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:37 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:31 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:30 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:27 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:25 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:24 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:23 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:18 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:12 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:11 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:09 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:08 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:07 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:05 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:04 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:03 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:56 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:54 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:53 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:52 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:51 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:50 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:49 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:48 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:46 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:45 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:44 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:40 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:37 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:36 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:35 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:34 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:31 Caption #200

Board

[Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?

There are 18 messages for this day.

<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!

<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.

<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.

<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.

<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.

<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.

<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?

<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!

<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.

<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?

<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....

<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.

<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.

<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!

<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.

<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post