[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/23/2003 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I'm Snugsby the Camel, and I'm here to tell you about mummies. These mummified dog corspes were found in ancient Egypt.

They were buried in the pyramid behind me, in the city of Giza.

The ancient practice of mummification continues even today.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 159 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:30Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:27Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:25Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:24Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:23Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:22Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:20Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:17Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:11Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:10Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:09Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:08Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:06Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:03Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:00Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:57Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:53Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:52Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:51Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:50Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:48Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:47Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:41Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:39Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:37Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:35Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:33Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:31Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:27Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:25Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:24Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:20Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:19Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:18Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:17Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:16Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:15Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:14Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:13Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:12Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:11Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:10Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:09Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:08Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:07Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:06Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:05Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:04Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:03Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:02Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:01Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:00Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:59Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:58Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:57Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:55Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:54Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:53Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:52Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:51Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:50Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:49Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:48Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:47Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:44Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:42Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:41Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:40Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:35Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:32Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:30Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:28Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:23Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:21Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:20Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:17Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:16Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:15Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:10Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:09Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:01Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:00Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:59Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:58Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:56Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:53Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:52Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:51Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:50Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:49Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:48Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:47Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:45Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:43Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:41Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:40Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:38Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:36Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:35Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:34Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:33Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:32Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:31Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:30Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:29Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:28Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:27Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:26Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:25Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:24Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:23Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:22Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:21Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:16Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:14Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:08Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:07Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:03Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:00Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:58Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:57Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:56Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:55Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:53Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:52Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:50Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:47Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:44Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:43Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:41Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:39Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:38Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:36Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:35Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:34Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:33Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:32Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:31Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:30Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:29Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:28Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:27Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:26Caption #

Board [Post Message]

Santa for the day is:

mypalmike



Santa's little elven helpers are: Morgus and ElvisThePelvis

Ruldolf was played by: guyPaulo

There are 17 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Just who are those people in the third panel? Zza Zza Gabor and Uncle Ben? The photo is nowhere in the top on yahoo.
<ElvisThePelvis> Happy Holidays :)
<Loftwyr> Entertainer RuPaul and Tammy Faye Baker enjoy ice cream cones at Cows in Park City, Utah, Wednesday, Jan. 26, 2000, during an ice cream social at the Sundance Film Festival

It's in the entertainment section a few pages back...

<mypalmike> Reuters misspelled Claus in the description of the camel. Doesn't anyone care about spelling anymore?
<3Suns> Oh, man. that picture of the reindeer bowling over the dressed-up reporter woulda been great in the 3rd slot... oh well.
<pascal> joyeux noël
<Lauren> Actually, mike, they spelled clause correctly.... they just used the wrong one. Apparently they use the Quayle's Potatoe version of spellcheck.
<Mort> Jeeze you people are never satisfied, you begged for RuPaul and Tammy Faye for guest day a few days ago. Now that you have them, you don't want them again.
You are like spoilt kids with toys.
<Lauren> Who complained, Mort? I need to bitch slap someone today ...
<3Suns> nobody's complaining... I just thought the charging reindeer would have been funny.

However, let the record show that I never asked for RuPaul and whoever. Attributing an individual's opinions to a group is a symptom of autism... have you seen a psychiatrist Mort?

<Lauren> LOL@3Suns. Mort and Mrs. Mort need no treatment at all. They are perfectly fine. Really.

<Lauren> Had a cytologist friend from U of PA call the vet's cytology lab and found out that they may have misread my dog's sample. They are sending the specimen to Penn's lab, where it will be re-read on Friday. Please keep your fingers crossed.
<Mort> Will do Lauren.
<Colleen Mc.> Everyone, have a safe and wonderful holiday season!!!
<guyPaulo> One lucky monkey will get an early Christmas present today when mort announces the guest day winner.
<Mort> There you go...
<guyPaulo> I always wanted to play Rudolph...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post