[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 346 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:25Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:24Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:19Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:18Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:16Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:15Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:14Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:08Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:07Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:06Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:04Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:03Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:01Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:59Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:58Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:57Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:56Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:55Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:52Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:51Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:50Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:49Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:47Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:46Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:45Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:44Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:43Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:39Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:38Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:32Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:29Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:27Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:26Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:23Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:20Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:19Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:18Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:17Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:16Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:15Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:13Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:12Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:10Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:09Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:08Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:07Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:06Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:05Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:04Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:03Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:02Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:01Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:00Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:57Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:56Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:55Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:54Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:53Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:52Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:47Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:45Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:44Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:43Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:42Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:39Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:38Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:37Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:33Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:31Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:27Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:26Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:24Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:22Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:19Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:16Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:14Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:12Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:11Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:07Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:06Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:04Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:02Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:57Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:56Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:54Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:52Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:51Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:50Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:49Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:48Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:46Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:43Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:42Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:39Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:38Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:37Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:36Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:35Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:33Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:28Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:25Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:17Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:16Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:15Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:13Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:12Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:11Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:10Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:09Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:08Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:05Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:02Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:01Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:00Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:57Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:55Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:54Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:50Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:49Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:48Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:47Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:46Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:45Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:43Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:41Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:40Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:39Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:36Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:32Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:31Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:29Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:28Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:26Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:21Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:19Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:16Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:15Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:13Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:12Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:11Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:09Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:08Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:05Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:04Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:03Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:01Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:59Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:56Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:55Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:53Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:48Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:47Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:42Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:41Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:40Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:39Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:37Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:36Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:33Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:31Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:29Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:28Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:25Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:24Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:23Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:21Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:20Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:18Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:17Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:15Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:14Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:13Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:12Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:11Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:10Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:09Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:08Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:07Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:06Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:00Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:57Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:53Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:52Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:49Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:46Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:45Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:43Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:42Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:41Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:39Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:37Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:35Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:34Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:32Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:31Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:30Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:29Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:27Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:26Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:25Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:24Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:22Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:21Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:20Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:19Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:18Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:17Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:16Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:12Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:09Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:08Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:05Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:03Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:00Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:59Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:56Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:55Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:54Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:48Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:47Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:46Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:45Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:44Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:43Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:40Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:39Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:38Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:37Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:36Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:35Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:33Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:32Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:31Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:30Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:26Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:24Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:23Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:22Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:21Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:19Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:18Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:17Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:16Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:15Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:14Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:12Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:09Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:06Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:05Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:04Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:03Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:02Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:01Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:59Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:58Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:57Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:55Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:51Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:50Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:49Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:48Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:46Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:43Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:42Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:38Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:37Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:35Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:33Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:32Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:31Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:28Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:27Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:23Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:22Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:21Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:19Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:17Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:15Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:14Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:10Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:07Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:05Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:04Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:02Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:01Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:00Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:57Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:54Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:53Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:52Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:49Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:46Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:44Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:43Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:39Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:38Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:36Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:34Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:32Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:30Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:29Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:28Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:25Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:23Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:22Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:21Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:19Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:18Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:13Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:12Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:11Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:09Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:07Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:05Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:04Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:01Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:58Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:57Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:56Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:54Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:53Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:51Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:49Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:48Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:47Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:46Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:45Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:44Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:43Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:40Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:38Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:36Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:34Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:33Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:28Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:25Caption #776

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post