[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 282 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:13Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:08Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:07Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:06Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:05Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:04Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:03Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:00Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:59Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:51Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:49Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:48Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:47Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:44Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:43Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:40Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:39Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:38Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:37Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:34Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:33Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:32Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:31Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:30Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:29Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:28Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:27Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:26Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:24Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:23Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:22Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:18Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:07Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:06Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:05Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:04Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:02Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:00Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:59Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:58Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:55Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:47Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:46Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:45Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:42Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:39Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:38Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:34Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:33Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:32Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:31Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:25Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:23Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:22Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:20Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:18Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:15Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:10Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:07Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:06Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:04Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:03Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:57Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:56Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:55Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:51Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:49Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:43Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:39Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:38Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:36Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:34Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:30Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:29Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:25Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:19Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:17Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:14Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:12Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:11Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:10Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:05Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:59Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:57Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:56Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:55Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:44Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:43Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:42Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:39Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:32Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:28Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:27Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:24Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:21Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:20Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:18Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:15Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:14Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:13Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:12Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:11Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:10Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:04Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:03Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:02Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:58Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:54Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:53Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:52Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:51Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:49Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:48Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:47Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:45Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:38Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:33Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:30Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:27Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:26Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:25Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:24Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:23Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:20Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:19Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:18Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:17Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:14Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:13Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:07Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:05Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:03Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:01Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:00Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:59Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:57Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:56Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:55Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:52Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:51Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:48Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:47Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:46Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:45Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:44Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:40Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:38Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:37Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:32Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:31Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:29Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:28Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:27Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:24Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:21Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:20Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:18Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:16Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:15Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:14Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:13Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:12Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:11Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:10Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:09Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:07Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:06Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:05Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:03Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:00Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:57Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:55Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:52Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:49Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:45Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:44Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:43Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:37Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:36Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:35Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:33Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:26Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:25Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:23Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:22Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:21Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:20Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:18Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:12Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:08Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:06Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:05Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:03Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:02Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:01Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:58Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:57Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:56Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:51Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:50Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:46Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:45Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:39Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:38Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:37Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:34Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:30Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:27Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:26Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:23Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:22Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:18Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:17Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:16Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:15Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:11Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:10Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:09Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:08Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:07Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:06Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:05Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:03Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:58Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:56Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:55Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:49Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:46Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:45Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:44Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:43Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:39Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:38Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:37Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:36Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:35Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:34Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:33Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:31Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:27Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:25Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:23Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:20Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:19Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:18Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:14Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:13Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:12Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:59Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:56Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:55Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:54Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:51Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:49Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:44Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:43Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:42Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:41Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:38Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:34Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:33Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:27Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:17Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:13Caption #928

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post