[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 488 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:04Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:02Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:01Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:00Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:58Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:57Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:56Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:55Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:54Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:53Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:52Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:51Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:50Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:49Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:48Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:47Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:46Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:45Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:44Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:43Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:42Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:41Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:40Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:39Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:38Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:37Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:36Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:35Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:34Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:33Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:32Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:31Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:30Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:29Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:27Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:25Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:24Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:23Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:22Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:20Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:19Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:17Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:15Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:11Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:09Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:08Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:07Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:06Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:05Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:03Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:02Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:01Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:00Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:59Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:58Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:56Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:55Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:53Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:51Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:49Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:48Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:47Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:46Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:45Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:44Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:43Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:42Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:41Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:40Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:39Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:38Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:37Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:36Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:35Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:34Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:33Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:32Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:31Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:29Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:28Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:25Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:24Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:23Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:22Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:21Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:20Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:19Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:17Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:16Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:15Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:14Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:13Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:12Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:11Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:10Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:09Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:08Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:07Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:06Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:05Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:04Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:03Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:01Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:00Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:58Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:57Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:55Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:54Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:53Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:51Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:50Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:49Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:49Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:47Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:46Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:45Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:44Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:43Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:42Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:41Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:40Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:39Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:38Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:37Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:36Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:35Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:34Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:33Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:32Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:30Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:29Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:28Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:26Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:25Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:24Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:22Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:21Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:20Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:18Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:17Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:15Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:13Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:10Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:07Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:06Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:05Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:04Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:03Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:00Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:59Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:56Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:54Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:53Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:51Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:49Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:48Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:47Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:46Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:45Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:44Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:43Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:42Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:41Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:40Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:39Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:38Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:37Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:36Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:35Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:34Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:32Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:31Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:29Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:26Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:25Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:24Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:23Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:22Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:22Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:20Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:19Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:18Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:17Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:16Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:15Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:14Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:13Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:12Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:11Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:10Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:08Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:07Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:06Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:05Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:04Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:03Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:02Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:01Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:00Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:59Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:58Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:57Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:56Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:55Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:53Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:51Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:50Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:49Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:48Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:46Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:43Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:41Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:40Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:39Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:38Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:34Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:33Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:32Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:31Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:30Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:29Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:28Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:27Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:26Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:25Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:24Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:22Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:21Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:20Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:19Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:17Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:16Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:15Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:14Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:13Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:12Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:11Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:10Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:09Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:08Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:07Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:06Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:05Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:04Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:03Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:02Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:01Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:59Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:58Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:57Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:56Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:55Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:54Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:53Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:52Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:51Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:50Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:49Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:48Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:47Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:45Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:44Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:43Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:42Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:41Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:40Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:38Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:37Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:35Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:34Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:33Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:32Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:31Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:30Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:29Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:28Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:27Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:26Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:25Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:23Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:22Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:21Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:19Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:18Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:17Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:16Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:15Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:14Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:13Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:12Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:11Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:09Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:08Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:07Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:06Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:05Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:04Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:02Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:01Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:59Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:56Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:56Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:54Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:53Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:52Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:51Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:48Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:46Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:45Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:44Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:43Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:41Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:38Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:36Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:35Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:34Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:32Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:30Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:27Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:26Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:25Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:24Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:23Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:22Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:18Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:17Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:16Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:13Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:12Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:11Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:10Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:09Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:08Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:06Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:05Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:02Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:01Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:59Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:58Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:57Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:56Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:54Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:53Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:52Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:50Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:49Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:48Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:47Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:46Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:45Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:44Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:43Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:42Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:41Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:40Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:39Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:37Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:36Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:35Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:34Caption #
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:33Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:32Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:31Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:30Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:29Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:28Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:27Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:26Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:25Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:24Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:22Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:19Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:18Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:16Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:15Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:13Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:12Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:11Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:09Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:08Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:07Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:06Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:05Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:04Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:03Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:02Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:01Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:00Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:59Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:58Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:57Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:55Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:54Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:52Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:50Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:49Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:48Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:47Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:46Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:45Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:44Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:42Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:41Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:38Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:37Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:36Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:35Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:34Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:33Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:31Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:30Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:29Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:28Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:27Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:26Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:25Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:23Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:22Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:21Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:20Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:17Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:15Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:14Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:13Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:11Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:10Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:09Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:08Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:07Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:04Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:03Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:02Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:01Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:59Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:56Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:55Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:54Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:53Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:52Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:51Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:50Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:49Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:48Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:47Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:46Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:45Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:44Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:43Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:41Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:40Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:39Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:37Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:33Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:31Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:30Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:28Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:26Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:23Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:22Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:21Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:20Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:16Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:15Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:14Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:11Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:09Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:08Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:07Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:06Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:05Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:04Caption #429

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post