[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 223 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:02Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:01Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:00Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:59Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:58Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:57Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:56Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:55Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:54Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:52Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:50Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:49Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:47Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:47Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:45Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:44Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:40Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:36Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:35Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:33Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:32Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:30Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:28Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:24Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:21Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:14Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:08Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:07Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:06Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:04Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:03Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:01Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:00Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:56Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:55Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:50Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:49Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:48Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:45Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:44Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:39Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:36Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:34Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:32Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:25Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:24Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:23Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:18Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:16Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:15Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:13Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:12Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:10Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:09Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:08Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:07Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:06Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:05Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:04Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:00Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:59Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:51Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:50Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:48Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:47Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:43Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:40Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:35Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:30Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:28Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:27Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:24Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:23Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:22Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:12Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:11Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:10Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:05Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:59Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:54Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:53Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:50Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:48Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:47Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:45Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:38Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:37Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:36Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:35Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:34Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:31Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:28Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:27Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:26Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:24Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:22Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:20Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:17Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:15Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:13Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:11Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:08Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:03Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:02Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:00Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:59Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:55Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:53Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:50Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:36Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:35Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:31Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:30Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:29Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:28Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:26Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:24Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:19Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:15Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:14Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:13Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:10Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:09Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:08Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:06Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:02Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:59Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:58Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:52Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:49Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:45Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:44Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:39Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:33Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:31Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:30Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:29Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:28Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:26Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:25Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:15Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:14Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:13Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:12Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:10Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:09Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:08Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:06Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:05Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:03Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:58Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:50Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:44Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:43Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:39Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:35Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:24Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:22Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:21Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:20Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:18Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:17Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:02Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:59Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:54Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:51Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:48Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:43Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:35Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:23Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:22Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:17Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:16Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:14Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:03Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:57Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:56Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:55Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:48Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:46Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:44Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:43Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:41Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:34Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:29Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:28Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:24Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:21Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:17Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:14Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:13Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:11Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:05Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:02Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:01Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:58Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:53Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:51Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:47Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:42Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:36Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:33Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:31Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:24Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:10Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:07Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:06Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:05Caption #557

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post