Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/15/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Ms. Patches was an intelligent, quirky cat, what you would call a thinking man's kitten.

But love is a strange strange bird,

and her man wasn't good at thinking at all.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 575 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:02 Caption #-61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:01 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:00 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:58 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:57 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:55 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:54 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:53 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:52 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:51 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:50 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:49 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:48 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:47 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:46 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:45 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:44 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:43 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:42 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:41 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:40 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:39 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:38 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:37 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:36 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:35 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:34 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:33 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:32 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:31 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:30 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:29 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:28 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:27 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:26 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:25 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:24 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:23 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:22 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:21 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:20 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:19 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:18 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:17 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:16 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:15 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:14 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:13 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:12 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:11 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:10 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:09 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:08 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:07 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:06 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:05 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:04 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:03 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:02 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:01 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:59 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:58 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:57 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:56 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:55 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:54 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:53 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:52 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:51 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:50 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:49 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:48 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:47 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:46 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:45 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:44 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:43 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:42 Caption #970

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:41 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:37 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:36 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:35 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:34 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:33 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:32 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:31 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:30 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:29 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:28 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:27 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:26 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:25 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:24 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:23 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:22 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:21 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:20 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:19 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:18 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:17 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:16 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:15 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:14 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:13 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:12 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:11 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:10 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:09 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:08 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:07 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:06 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:05 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:04 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:03 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:01 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:00 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:59 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:57 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:56 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:55 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:54 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:53 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:52 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:51 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:50 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:49 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:49 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:47 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:46 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:45 Caption #-48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:44 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:44 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:42 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:41 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:40 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:39 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:38 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:37 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:36 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:35 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:34 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:33 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:32 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:31 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:30 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:29 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:28 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:27 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:26 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:25 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:24 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:23 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:22 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:20 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:19 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:18 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:16 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:15 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:14 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:13 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:12 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:11 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:10 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:09 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:07 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:06 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:05 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:04 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:03 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:02 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:01 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:00 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:59 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:58 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:57 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:56 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:55 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:54 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:53 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:52 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:51 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:50 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:49 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:48 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:47 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:46 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:45 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:44 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:43 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:42 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:41 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:40 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:39 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:38 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:37 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:36 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:35 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:34 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:33 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:32 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:31 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:30 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:29 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:28 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:27 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:26 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:25 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:24 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:23 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:22 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:21 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:20 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:19 Caption #974

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:18 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:17 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:16 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:15 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:14 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:13 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:12 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:11 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:10 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:09 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:08 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:07 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:06 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:05 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:03 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:01 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:00 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:59 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:58 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:56 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:55 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:54 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:53 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:52 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:51 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:50 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:49 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:48 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:47 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:46 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:45 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:44 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:43 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:42 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:41 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:40 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:39 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:38 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:37 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:36 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:35 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:34 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:33 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:32 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:31 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:30 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:29 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:28 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:27 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:26 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:25 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:24 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:23 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:22 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:21 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:20 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:19 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:18 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:17 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:16 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:15 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:14 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:13 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:12 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:11 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:10 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:09 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:08 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:07 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:06 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:05 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:04 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:03 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:02 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:01 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:00 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:59 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:58 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:56 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:55 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:54 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:53 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:52 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:51 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:49 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:48 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:47 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:46 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:45 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:44 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:43 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:42 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:41 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:40 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:39 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:38 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:37 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:36 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:35 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:34 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:33 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:32 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:31 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:30 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:29 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:28 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:27 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:26 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:25 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:24 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:23 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:22 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:21 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:20 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:19 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:18 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:17 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:16 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:15 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:14 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:13 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:12 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:11 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:10 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:09 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:08 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:07 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:06 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:05 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:04 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:03 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:02 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:01 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:00 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:59 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:58 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:57 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:56 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:55 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:54 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:53 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:52 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:51 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:50 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:49 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:48 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:47 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:46 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:45 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:44 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:43 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:42 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:41 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:40 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:39 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:38 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:37 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:36 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:35 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:34 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:33 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:32 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:31 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:30 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:29 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:28 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:27 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:26 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:25 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:24 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:23 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:22 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:21 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:20 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:19 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:18 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:17 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:16 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:15 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:14 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:13 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:12 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:11 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:10 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:09 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:08 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:07 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:06 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:05 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:04 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:03 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:02 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:01 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:00 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:59 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:58 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:57 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:56 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:55 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:54 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:53 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:52 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:51 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:50 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:49 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:45 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:44 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:43 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:42 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:41 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:40 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:39 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:38 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:37 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:36 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:35 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:34 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:33 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:31 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:30 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:29 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:28 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:27 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:26 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:25 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:24 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:23 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:22 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:21 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:20 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:19 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:18 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:17 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:16 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:15 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:14 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:13 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:12 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:11 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:10 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:09 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:08 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:07 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:06 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:05 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:04 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:03 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:02 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:01 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:00 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:59 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:58 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:57 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:56 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:55 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:54 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:53 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:52 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:51 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:50 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:49 Caption #985

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:48 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:47 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:46 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:44 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:43 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:42 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:41 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:40 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:39 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:38 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:37 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:36 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:35 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:34 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:33 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:32 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:31 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:30 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:29 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:28 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:27 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:26 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:25 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:24 Caption #985

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:23 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:22 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:21 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:20 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:19 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:18 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:16 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:15 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:13 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:12 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:11 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:10 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:09 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:08 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:07 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:06 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:05 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:04 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:03 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:02 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:01 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:00 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:59 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:57 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:56 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:55 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:53 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:52 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:51 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:50 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:49 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:47 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:46 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:45 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:44 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:43 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:42 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:41 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:40 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:39 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:38 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:37 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:36 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:35 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:34 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:33 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:32 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:31 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:30 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:29 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:27 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:26 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:25 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:24 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:23 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:22 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:20 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:19 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:18 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:17 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:16 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:15 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:14 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:13 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:12 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:11 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:10 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:09 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:08 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:07 Caption #982

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:06 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:04 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:03 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:02 Caption #190

Board

[Post Message]

Two little birds sitting in a tree,
K I S S I N G,
First came love, then came marriage,
then came painful hemorrhoids and death.

I hope you all had the most wonderous of Valentines Days. If you are single I hope you cried into your cold tomato soup, I hope you peered at happy couples and threw stones at doves.

For me, personally I enjoyed it whilst at the same time avoided giving the evil empire of Hallmark™ any money at all.

While in this joyful mood let me list a few of my favourite things.

Walking on the greenest of grasses, especially walking on grass that has a sign saying "do not walk on grass".
Ignoring people that are telling me to keep off the grass.
Using my sad puppy dog face for evil.
Patagonia. (the country)
Knowing that my soulmate is out there.
The letter 'P'. (It has curves but it's still straight)
Stockings. (but not on me)
The comforting feeling of being outside as night is drawing in.
The ridiculousness of things.
OMG Dark Chocolate
Dreams

So what are a few of your favourite things?

There are 61 messages for this day.

<MLimburg> Eating a really nice pie. Yeah, it's a little Twin Peaks for most, but DAMN .. good pie is fantastic.

<MLimburg> And I can't forget Lemon Gelati

<Axolotl> Hey Mort! What up with leaving Orkut?

<JulieK> My favourite things include: silly, a boy, MILK chocolate, art that is done by other people but not me because I am bad, MEP, the smell of oil paints, my fish, and indoors! Hurray Mort!

<JulieK> Also mort did you paint that one? Because it is awesome.

<3Suns> Lukewarm tomato soup, peering at doves, and throwing stones at happy couples.

<guyPaulo> Did MEP get linked from some other popular site again?

<obtuse> There's themes with every caption/name. It's one person, I think.

<JulieK> Damn hooligans!

<guyPaulo> NOIP STRIKES BACK.

<3Suns> Naw, NOIP was funnier, once he got the picture.

<guyPaulo> We need an "Alter-Ego Day," where all the regular monkies post captions anonymously, then we try to figure out who's who.

<Mort> I did not leave Orkut, they seem to have deleted me.

<Pedro Gonzales> guy, if I were looking for your alter ego I would just look for the most sex-filled, lewd, gross (and usually funniest) caption. :-)

<3Suns> Good idea Guy. I think we need more theme days in general. Like when we had meta day. Alter-Ego day, gross-out day, poetry day, movie quote day, obscure reference day...

<ajiav> orkut seems to have kicked me out as well.

<ajiav> *oops!*

<Mort> For spamming?

<Carol> JulieK, I dispute the part about you being "bad at art." (Although I guess I can't argue if you say your own is not your "favorite.")

<ajiav> spamming, hah. what kind of a character do you take me for? i wrote messages in the forum thingy, but that's hardly spamming.

<guyPaulo> Well Mort? What about Friday as a rotating theme day? Just let us know in your daily rant what the theme is, and the regular monkies will riff on it. Also, we promise not to get pithy if newbies don't follow the theme.

BTW: thanks for the nod, Pedro! Alter-ego day may not be that hard to figure out, but it would be fun....

<Mort> JulieK's art is amazing, full stop, period, end of story.

ajiav - Well you were kinda spamming my board.

I was thinking Thursday for theme day, Friday wraps around the weekend.

<apple juice is a verb> ???
Mort, please explain to me in more specific terms what you define as "spamming." I contributed a message or two to the little discussions people were making, and I wrote a testimonial for one or two people. Standard orkut activity, I thought.

<apple juice is a verb> >:(

<3Suns> ajiv, it was a joke about the double-post. If Mort really cared he'd just delete it.

<ajiav> sorry...on edge today. i am moody.

<ajiav> *bows to the ground in humble japanese posture, face slightly red*

<Mort> :) Sorry Ajaiv I was just teasing you for the double-post. Stop being moody, or I'll start ranting about dead ponies and tearing the skin off potatoes.
You don't want that!

<ajiav> I will calm down. Please don't eat potatoes.

<Jellyloo> mmmmm. Potatoes. Ponies.

<Mort> But not both at the same time, that would be dangerous.

<Jellyloo> Dead potatoes and...peeling...the skin off.....ponies? Don't give away your writing theme for tomorrow!

<Mort> Ack! Now I will have to think up something new. What do you suggest I write about?

<Axolotl> I see a common theme for out latest multiple poster: Robert Crumb.

And don't feed the trolls.

<Lauren> ajiav and mort, have you tried e-mailing the orkut help desk? It worked for me. They restored me completely and I didn't even have to rewrite any part of my profile.

<Mort> I emailed them, got a nice automatic response, still waiting...

<Jellyloo> Favorite Thing (#21): Sleep

<Mort> Dreams come after sleep.
I dreamt about MEP last night, how all of your finally began telling me the truth about how my captions suck.
Then I had another dream that I was on some weird Japanese game show, I don't remember much about it, cept it involved tennis.

<jordie3> Gorey, that's another guy you remind me of.

Only he drew pictures.

<Mort> Someone else told me that Jordie, when I showed them this.

...www.mostemailed.com...

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Mort. As long as you still decide the winner for the Wednesday caption contest, no one will actually come out and tell you how much your captions suck.

<Lauren> guy, I am sure you didn't mean that the way it sounds....

<guyPaulo> .....I just screwed myself for the next 12 Wednesdays, didn't I?

<Lauren> Guy, if you could screw yourself all along, why have you been flirting with me?

<ElvisThePelvis> Guys are always looking for a little something new...

<guyPaulo> ...(red faced)....

<guyPaulo> I just like exchanging quips with Lauren because of that haiku-duel we had a few months ago.

<3Suns> Where's yoyo gotten to? I accidentally unjoined the orkut community, and I need him to let me back in!

<Lauren> It's presidents' day.... yoyo might be off on holiday.

And guy, Our haiku phase ... was a very special time ... we'll always have that

<PresidentBush> It's President's Day for goodness sake! Why aren't you all relaxing? It's back to work tomorrow!

<AnnaNicoleSmith> Hello...um...I'm baaaaaaccccccckkkkkk
(hehehe)

<guyPaulo> Haikus brought us close.
But our first love were captions,
which are teh sexy.

<AnnaNicoleSmith> hi mr president!

<AnnaNicoleSmith> hi Lauren, do u remeber me?

<AnnaNicoleSmith> hello....is anyone here?

<AnnaNicoleSmith> if u are going to be mean i will leave

<ssiegel> chihuahuas are my favorite thing.

chihuahuas in booties are just like icing. . .

<bilal> dear send the sexy pic

<Alex> Hi Anna??

<goodes> hi anna

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post