[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 389 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:56Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:55Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:54Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:53Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:52Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:51Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:50Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:49Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:48Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:47Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:40Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:35Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:33Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:31Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:30Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:29Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:28Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:27Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:19Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:16Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:15Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:14Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:13Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:12Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:11Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:10Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:09Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:08Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:07Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:06Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:05Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:03Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:02Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:01Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:00Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:59Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:58Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:57Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:56Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:55Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:54Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:53Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:52Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:51Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:50Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:49Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:48Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:47Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:46Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:45Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:44Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:43Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:40Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:37Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:36Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:35Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:34Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:32Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:31Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:30Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:27Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:23Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:20Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:19Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:18Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:17Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:16Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:15Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:14Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:13Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:12Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:11Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:10Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:09Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:08Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:05Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:04Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:03Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:02Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:01Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:00Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:59Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:58Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:57Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:56Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:55Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:53Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:52Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:51Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:50Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:49Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:48Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:47Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:46Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:45Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:44Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:43Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:42Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:41Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:40Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:39Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:38Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:37Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:36Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:35Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:34Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:33Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:32Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:31Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:30Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:29Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:28Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:27Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:26Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:25Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:24Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:23Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:22Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:21Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:20Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:19Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:18Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:17Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:16Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:15Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:14Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:13Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:12Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:11Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:10Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:09Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:08Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:07Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:06Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:05Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:04Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:03Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:02Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:01Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:00Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:59Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:58Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:57Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:56Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:55Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:54Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:53Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:52Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:51Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:50Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:48Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:47Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:46Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:45Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:44Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:43Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:42Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:41Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:40Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:39Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:37Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:36Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:35Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:34Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:33Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:32Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:31Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:30Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:29Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:28Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:27Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:26Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:25Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:24Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:23Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:22Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:18Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:17Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:15Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:14Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:11Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:09Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:08Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:07Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:06Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:05Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:04Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:03Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:02Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:01Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:00Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:59Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:58Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:55Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:54Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:53Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:52Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:51Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:50Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:49Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:48Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:47Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:45Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:44Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:43Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:42Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:41Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:40Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:39Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:38Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:37Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:36Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:35Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:34Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:28Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:27Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:26Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:25Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:23Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:22Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:20Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:19Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:17Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:16Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:15Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:13Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:12Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:11Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:08Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:07Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:06Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:03Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:02Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:01Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:00Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:59Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:58Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:56Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:52Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:50Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:48Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:47Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:44Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:43Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:41Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:40Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:39Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:38Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:37Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:36Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:35Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:34Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:33Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:32Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:31Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:30Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:29Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:28Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:27Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:25Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:23Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:22Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:19Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:18Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:17Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:16Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:14Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:13Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:11Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:10Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:08Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:06Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:04Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:03Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:00Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:53Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:51Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:49Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:45Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:44Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:41Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:40Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:39Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:35Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:33Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:32Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:27Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:25Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:24Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:23Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:19Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:11Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:08Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:06Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:02Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:00Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:55Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:54Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:53Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:52Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:49Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:48Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:44Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:41Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:40Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:35Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:31Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:23Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:20Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:16Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:11Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:08Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:05Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:04Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:03Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:59Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:56Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:54Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:53Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:50Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:48Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:45Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:44Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:43Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:42Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:39Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:38Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:36Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:29Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:28Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:23Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:22Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:19Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:16Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:15Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:14Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:12Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:11Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:10Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:07Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:05Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:03Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:59Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:58Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:53Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:51Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:50Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:49Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:47Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:46Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:43Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:40Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:37Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:36Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:34Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:33Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:32Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:31Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:28Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:27Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:26Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:25Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:24Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:23Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:19Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:17Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:12Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:11Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:07Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:06Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:05Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:04Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:03Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:02Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:00Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:59Caption #822

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post