[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 245 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:03Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:02Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:01Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:00Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:59Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:58Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:57Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:56Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:55Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:54Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:53Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:52Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:51Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:50Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:48Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:47Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:46Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:42Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:41Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:37Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:35Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:34Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:33Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:32Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:31Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:30Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:29Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:28Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:27Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:26Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:24Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:23Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:22Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:19Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:18Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:17Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:16Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:15Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:11Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:10Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:09Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:06Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:03Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:57Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:49Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:43Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:40Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:39Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:37Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:36Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:31Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:29Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:25Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:24Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:23Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:18Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:14Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:12Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:11Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:06Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:05Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:01Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:58Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:57Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:55Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:51Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:50Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:49Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:48Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:45Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:42Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:33Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:30Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:29Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:26Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:22Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:19Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:17Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:11Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:10Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:07Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:03Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:59Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:58Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:57Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:55Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:53Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:47Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:44Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:42Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:36Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:33Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:32Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:30Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:29Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:28Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:25Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:22Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:17Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:16Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:15Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:14Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:05Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:57Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:54Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:51Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:45Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:41Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:40Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:35Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:32Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:30Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:29Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:26Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:24Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:23Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:22Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:18Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:13Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:09Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:04Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:01Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:58Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:57Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:54Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:47Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:46Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:42Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:32Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:28Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:26Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:24Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:20Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:19Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:13Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:12Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:10Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:09Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:08Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:05Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:04Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:03Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:56Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:55Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:54Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:53Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:51Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:50Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:48Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:44Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:42Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:37Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:23Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:21Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:19Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:17Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:16Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:15Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:12Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:09Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:08Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:05Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:03Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:01Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:00Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:59Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:53Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:51Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:48Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:47Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:44Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:38Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:31Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:28Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:17Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:16Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:15Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:14Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:12Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:11Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:10Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:09Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:06Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:05Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:04Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:03Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:02Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:01Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:58Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:57Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:55Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:52Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:51Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:46Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:42Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:36Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:34Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:33Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:32Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:31Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:22Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:21Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:09Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:08Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:07Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:05Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:59Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:58Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:57Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:56Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:55Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:51Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:47Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:46Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:45Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:44Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:42Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:39Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:29Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:25Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:24Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:18Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:17Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:14Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:11Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:08Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:06Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:04Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:03Caption #84

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post