[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 280 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:26Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:25Caption #-82
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:24Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:23Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:22Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:21Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:20Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:19Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:18Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:17Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:16Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:15Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:14Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:13Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:12Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:11Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:10Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:09Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:08Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:07Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:03Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:26Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:25Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:23Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:22Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:21Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:20Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:16Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:15Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:14Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:13Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:12Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:11Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:10Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:09Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:08Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:07Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:06Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:05Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:04Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:02Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:01Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:00Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:59Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:58Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:57Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:56Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:55Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:54Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:53Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:52Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:51Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:50Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:49Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:45Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:39Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:38Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:37Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:36Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:35Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:34Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:33Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:32Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:31Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:29Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:28Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:27Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:26Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:25Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:24Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:23Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:22Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:21Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:20Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:19Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:18Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:17Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:16Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:15Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:14Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:13Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:10Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:03Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:57Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:56Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:49Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:38Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:37Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:36Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:35Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:34Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:33Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:32Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:31Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:30Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:29Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:28Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:27Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:25Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:21Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:19Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:15Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:13Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:09Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:08Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:05Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:02Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:53Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:52Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:51Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:50Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:49Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:48Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:47Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:46Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:45Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:44Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:43Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:42Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:41Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:39Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:38Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:37Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:36Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:35Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:34Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:29Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:28Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:27Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:25Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:24Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:23Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:22Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:21Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:17Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:13Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:10Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:09Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:08Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:07Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:06Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:05Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:04Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:03Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:01Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:00Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:59Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:58Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:57Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:56Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:55Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:54Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:53Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:44Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:41Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:38Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:37Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:36Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:35Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:34Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:33Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:32Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:31Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:25Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:23Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:19Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:18Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:17Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:16Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:15Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:14Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:13Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:12Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:09Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:03Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:02Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:01Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:00Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:59Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:58Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:56Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:55Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:54Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:53Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:52Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:51Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:50Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:49Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:48Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:47Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:46Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:45Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:44Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:43Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:42Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:41Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:40Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:39Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:38Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:27Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:08Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:05Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:01Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:56Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:55Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:54Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:53Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:52Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:51Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:50Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:49Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:48Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:43Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:34Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:33Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:29Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:28Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:27Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:26Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:25Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:23Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:22Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:19Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:18Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:17Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:16Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:13Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:12Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:10Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:09Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:02Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:53Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:45Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:38Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:37Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:36Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:28Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:26Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:25Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:24Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:21Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:16Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:14Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:13Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:12Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:11Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:10Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:04Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:53Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:52Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:47Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:44Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:42Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:41Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:35Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:30Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:27Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:26Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:01Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:53Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:50Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:46Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:38Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:33Caption #445

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post