[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 270 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:00Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:59Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:58Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:55Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:54Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:53Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:52Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:50Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:48Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:47Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:46Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:43Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:42Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:37Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:33Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:32Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:31Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:30Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:29Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:28Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:27Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:26Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:25Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:24Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:23Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:22Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:21Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:19Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:18Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:15Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:14Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:13Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:12Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:09Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:08Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:07Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:06Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:05Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:04Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:03Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:02Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:58Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:55Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:54Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:53Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:52Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:51Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:50Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:49Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:48Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:47Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:46Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:45Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:44Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:43Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:42Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:41Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:40Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:39Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:38Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:37Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:36Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:34Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:33Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:32Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:30Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:27Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:26Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:23Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:22Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:21Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:20Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:18Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:17Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:14Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:10Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:09Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:08Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:07Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:06Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:05Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:04Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:03Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:03Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:01Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:56Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:49Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:48Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:47Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:46Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:45Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:44Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:43Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:42Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:41Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:32Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:30Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:29Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:28Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:27Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:26Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:25Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:24Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:23Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:22Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:21Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:19Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:09Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:08Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:07Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:06Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:05Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:04Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:03Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:02Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:52Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:43Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:42Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:41Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:40Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:39Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:38Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:37Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:36Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:35Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:23Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:17Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:15Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:11Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:56Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:54Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:53Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:52Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:51Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:50Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:49Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:48Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:47Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:46Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:45Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:44Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:43Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:42Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:41Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:36Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:35Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:34Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:33Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:32Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:31Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:30Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:29Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:27Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:26Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:25Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:24Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:23Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:22Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:21Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:20Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:18Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:14Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:08Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:57Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:47Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:42Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:39Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:34Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:33Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:32Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:31Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:30Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:29Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:28Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:27Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:26Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:18Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:17Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:16Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:15Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:14Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:13Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:12Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:11Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:10Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:05Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:00Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:59Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:57Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:56Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:55Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:54Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:53Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:52Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:44Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:32Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:29Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:28Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:27Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:26Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:25Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:24Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:23Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:22Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:21Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:18Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:14Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:10Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:07Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:06Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:05Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:04Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:03Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:02Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:01Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:00Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:57Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:55Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:54Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:52Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:51Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:49Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:29Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:28Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:27Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:26Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:25Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:24Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:23Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:16Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:15Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:12Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:11Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:10Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:09Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:08Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:06Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:58Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:55Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:53Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:52Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:49Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:45Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:44Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:41Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:33Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:29Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:20Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:16Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:10Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:59Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:58Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:56Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:49Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:48Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:43Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:36Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:35Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:24Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:20Caption #773

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post