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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2003 by Mort
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When I was younger I yearned to run away from my humdrum life of captivity and join the circus.

Maybe I would grow up special enough to become a member of the 'Tent of Wonders'

Or perhaps I would have the courage and skill of a lion tamer and the crowd would gasp as I would place my head in the lions mouth.

But everytime I tried to escape my owner would spray me with the hose and yell:

"Bad Dog! Go Home!"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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This update was delayed by nine hours of travel hell...

Is it just me or is the circus creepy? I don't just mean the clowns, I just think the whole shebang gives me the creeps. I think it has to do with the fact my parents told me that the circus people would take me away if I was bad. That they would put me in a bottle and show me in the freak show... Thanks Mama 'n' Papa.

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