[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 316 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:50Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:46Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:44Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:41Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:40Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:39Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:37Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:34Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:32Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:29Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:28Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:27Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:23Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:21Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:18Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:17Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:16Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:15Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:12Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:10Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:07Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:02Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:59Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:57Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:56Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:54Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:53Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:52Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:51Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:47Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:43Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:41Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:40Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:39Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:38Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:37Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:36Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:35Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:32Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:30Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:29Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:28Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:27Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:26Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:25Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:18Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:17Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:16Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:15Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:14Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:13Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:11Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:08Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:07Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:05Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:03Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:02Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:01Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:00Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:59Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:58Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:57Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:55Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:52Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:51Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:49Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:48Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:45Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:42Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:41Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:39Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:36Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:32Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:30Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:29Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:28Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:27Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:26Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:22Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:21Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:20Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:18Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:15Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:14Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:13Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:12Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:09Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:08Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:07Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:06Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:04Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:03Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:00Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:59Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:58Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:57Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:56Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:55Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:51Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:50Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:49Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:48Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:47Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:44Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:43Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:41Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:38Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:34Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:33Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:31Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:28Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:27Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:26Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:23Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:22Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:19Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:18Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:17Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:15Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:14Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:13Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:12Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:11Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:10Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:09Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:08Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:03Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:57Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:50Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:48Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:46Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:45Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:43Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:36Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:33Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:32Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:31Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:30Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:29Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:17Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:16Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:14Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:13Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:12Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:11Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:10Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:07Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:01Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:59Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:58Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:53Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:52Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:51Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:50Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:49Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:48Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:47Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:46Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:45Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:44Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:43Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:34Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:31Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:30Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:28Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:22Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:21Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:20Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:18Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:14Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:09Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:08Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:07Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:02Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:00Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:59Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:58Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:57Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:54Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:53Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:48Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:43Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:41Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:40Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:33Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:32Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:31Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:25Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:23Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:22Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:21Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:20Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:19Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:16Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:10Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:08Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:07Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:05Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:04Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:02Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:01Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:00Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:59Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:54Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:52Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:50Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:49Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:48Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:39Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:34Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:28Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:26Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:25Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:24Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:22Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:21Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:09Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:06Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:05Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:04Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:03Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:02Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:01Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:00Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:58Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:57Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:56Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:55Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:54Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:52Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:46Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:42Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:41Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:40Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:39Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:38Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:37Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:35Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:34Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:30Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:29Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:28Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:27Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:22Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:20Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:18Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:17Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:16Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:15Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:14Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:13Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:12Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:11Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:10Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:05Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:04Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:03Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:02Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:01Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:00Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:56Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:55Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:51Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:50Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:48Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:47Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:46Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:45Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:44Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:43Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:40Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:39Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:35Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:30Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:29Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:28Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:27Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:26Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:25Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:24Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:16Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:14Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:10Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:08Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:07Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:06Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:05Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:04Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:03Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:02Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:01Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:00Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:59Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:58Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:57Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:56Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:55Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:52Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:51Caption #835

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post