[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 206 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:49Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:48Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:46Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:45Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:43Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:42Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:24Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:21Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:15Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:11Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:10Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:09Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:06Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:04Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:02Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:01Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:00Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:52Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:51Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:50Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:49Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:48Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:30Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:24Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:23Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:22Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:21Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:20Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:19Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:00Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:59Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:58Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:57Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:56Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:51Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:50Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:49Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:45Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:33Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:32Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:31Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:30Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:29Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:28Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:22Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:12Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:11Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:10Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:06Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:05Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:04Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:01Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:00Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:59Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:58Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:55Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:37Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:25Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:20Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:08Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:02Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:58Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:57Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:56Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:49Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:47Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:46Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:45Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:44Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:43Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:41Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:37Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:36Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:31Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:30Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:22Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:06Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:05Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:04Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:01Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:54Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:44Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:42Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:41Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:40Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:32Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:31Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:15Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:14Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:12Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:10Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:09Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:03Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:02Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:01Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:49Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:44Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:43Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:42Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:41Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:34Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:29Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:26Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:20Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:15Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:14Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:13Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:10Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:09Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:08Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:07Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:05Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:04Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:58Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:57Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:54Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:52Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:51Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:46Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:45Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:44Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:42Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:39Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:37Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:36Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:35Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:34Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:30Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:24Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:23Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:22Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:20Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:19Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:14Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:10Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:09Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:08Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:03Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:01Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:59Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:56Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:52Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:51Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:49Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:48Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:44Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:40Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:39Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:38Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:36Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:35Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:34Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:30Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:29Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:23Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:20Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:19Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:15Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:14Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:10Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:08Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:05Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:04Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:02Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:00Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:59Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:58Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:57Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:55Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:48Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:44Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:40Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:39Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:38Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:37Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:33Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:32Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:30Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:28Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:24Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:21Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:19Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:18Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:15Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:14Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:13Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:09Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:07Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:06Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:02Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:00Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:59Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:55Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:54Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:51Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:50Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:49Caption #135

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post