[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 322 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:09Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:08Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:05Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:03Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:02Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:00Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:57Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:48Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:46Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:41Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:40Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:37Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:36Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:32Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:31Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:28Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:27Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:25Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:20Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:18Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:16Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:15Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:14Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:13Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:12Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:11Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:10Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:09Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:07Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:06Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:05Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:04Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:02Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:59Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:58Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:51Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:48Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:45Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:44Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:43Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:36Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:35Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:34Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:33Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:29Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:28Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:27Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:26Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:25Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:24Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:23Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:19Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:18Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:17Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:16Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:15Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:14Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:13Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:08Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:07Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:06Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:03Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:59Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:58Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:55Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:54Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:51Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:48Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:45Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:40Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:39Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:36Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:31Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:29Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:26Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:24Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:19Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:15Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:14Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:13Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:12Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:11Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:10Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:09Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:08Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:03Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:59Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:57Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:55Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:52Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:51Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:50Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:49Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:48Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:47Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:46Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:45Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:44Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:43Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:40Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:35Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:33Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:29Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:28Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:23Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:20Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:18Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:17Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:16Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:14Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:12Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:11Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:08Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:07Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:06Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:05Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:04Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:03Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:59Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:58Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:56Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:51Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:50Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:47Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:45Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:44Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:43Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:42Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:40Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:39Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:38Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:37Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:36Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:35Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:34Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:31Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:30Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:27Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:25Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:23Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:21Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:19Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:17Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:15Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:14Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:13Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:11Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:10Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:08Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:07Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:06Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:05Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:03Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:59Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:55Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:53Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:52Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:48Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:46Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:44Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:43Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:42Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:41Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:40Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:39Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:35Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:34Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:30Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:28Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:26Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:23Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:22Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:20Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:19Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:18Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:14Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:11Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:10Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:08Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:07Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:06Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:05Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:03Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:01Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:00Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:55Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:54Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:52Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:50Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:49Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:48Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:47Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:46Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:45Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:44Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:40Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:39Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:38Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:37Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:36Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:35Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:31Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:26Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:25Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:23Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:18Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:16Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:15Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:14Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:13Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:12Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:11Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:10Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:09Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:06Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:02Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:00Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:58Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:56Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:54Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:51Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:46Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:43Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:41Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:38Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:37Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:31Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:30Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:28Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:27Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:25Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:24Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:23Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:22Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:21Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:20Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:19Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:18Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:15Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:12Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:11Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:10Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:09Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:08Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:07Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:06Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:02Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:59Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:58Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:54Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:51Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:47Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:45Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:43Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:40Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:35Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:32Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:28Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:27Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:22Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:21Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:20Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:19Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:18Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:17Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:17Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:15Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:14Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:13Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:12Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:11Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:08Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:07Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:06Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:05Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:03Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:00Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:59Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:58Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:57Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:56Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:55Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:54Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:52Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:51Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:50Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:47Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:46Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:43Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:38Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:37Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:35Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:34Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:33Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:32Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:31Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:30Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:29Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:28Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:27Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:26Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:24Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:23Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:20Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:19Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:18Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:17Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:15Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:14Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:13Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:10Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:09Caption #78

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post