Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?

(Reuters)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:14:24 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:12:32 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:10:49 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:09:59 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:47 Scrawled on the board

Current Users

There have been 383 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:27 Caption #-53

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:26 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:25 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:24 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:23 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:21 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:19 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:17 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:13 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:10 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:09 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:07 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:05 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:04 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:38:02 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:59 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:58 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:57 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:55 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:53 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:52 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:51 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:49 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:47 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:45 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:44 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:43 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:42 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:39 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:38 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:36 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:34 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:33 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:32 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:29 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:28 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:21 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:18 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:17 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:13 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:11 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:09 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:37:01 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:59 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:57 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:56 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:55 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:54 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:53 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:49 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:46 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:45 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:44 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:43 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:42 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:41 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:39 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:37 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:32 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:29 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:26 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:24 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:22 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:18 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:15 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:13 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:12 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:09 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:08 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:04 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:03 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:02 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:02 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:36:00 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:59 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:58 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:57 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:54 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:50 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:46 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:45 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:43 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:42 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:40 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:39 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:38 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:30 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:25 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:24 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:22 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:21 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:20 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:19 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:18 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:17 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:16 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:15 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:13 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:09 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:08 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:05 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:35:02 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:55 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:49 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:45 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:44 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:43 Caption #972

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:42 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:41 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:39 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:38 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:37 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:36 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:35 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:34 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:33 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:32 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:31 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:30 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:29 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:28 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:27 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:26 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:25 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:24 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:23 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:22 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:21 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:20 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:19 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:18 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:17 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:16 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:15 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:14 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:13 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:12 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:11 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:10 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:09 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:08 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:07 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:06 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:05 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:04 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:03 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:02 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:01 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:34:00 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:59 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:58 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:57 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:56 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:55 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:54 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:53 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:52 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:51 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:50 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:49 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:48 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:47 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:46 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:45 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:44 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:43 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:42 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:41 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:40 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:39 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:38 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:37 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:36 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:35 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:34 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:33 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:32 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:31 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:30 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:29 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:28 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:25 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:22 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:21 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:19 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:18 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:17 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:13 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:09 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:06 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:01 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:59 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:57 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:56 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:53 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:52 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:48 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:45 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:43 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:42 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:39 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:38 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:37 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:34 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:32 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:31 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:29 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:28 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:26 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:25 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:23 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:21 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:20 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:19 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:18 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:17 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:10 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:09 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:08 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:06 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:05 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:02 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:59 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:57 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:52 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:50 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:49 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:47 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:46 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:45 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:43 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:42 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:41 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:40 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:39 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:38 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:37 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:36 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:35 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:34 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:32 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:31 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:29 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:27 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:25 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:24 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:23 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:22 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:21 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:19 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:18 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:16 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:15 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:14 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:13 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:12 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:11 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:10 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:09 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:08 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:07 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:05 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:04 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:02 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:59 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:57 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:54 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:52 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:51 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:50 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:49 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:48 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:48 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:46 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:45 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:44 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:43 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:42 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:41 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:40 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:39 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:38 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:37 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:36 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:35 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:34 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:33 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:31 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:29 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:28 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:27 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:26 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:25 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:24 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:23 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:22 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:21 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:20 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:19 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:17 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:16 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:15 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:14 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:13 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:12 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:11 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:10 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:09 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:08 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:07 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:06 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:05 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:03 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:02 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:01 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:00 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:59 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:57 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:56 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:55 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:54 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:53 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:52 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:51 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:49 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:47 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:46 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:45 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:44 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:43 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:42 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:41 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:40 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:39 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:38 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:37 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:35 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:33 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:32 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:31 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:29 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:28 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:27 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:26 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:25 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:24 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:23 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:22 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:21 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:20 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:19 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:18 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:17 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:16 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:15 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:13 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:11 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:10 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:09 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:08 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:06 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:05 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:04 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:03 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:02 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:01 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:00 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:58 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:57 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:56 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:55 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:53 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:52 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:51 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:49 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:48 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:47 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:46 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:45 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:44 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:43 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:42 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:41 Caption #28

Board

[Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)

There are 43 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....

<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.

<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...

<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?

<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly

<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.

<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all

<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?

<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!

<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!

<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-

<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku

<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits

<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept

<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full

<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.

<mrs. mort> :)

<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us

<mrs. mort>
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act

<Jmofwiw>
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?

<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?

<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails

<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back

<mrs. mort>
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.

<mrs. mort>
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face

<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity

<mrs. mort>
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real

<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us

<mrs. mort>
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives

<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self

<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort>
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey

<mrs. mort>
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here

<Lauren to mrs mort>
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you

<ajiav> that was fun to watch.

<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!

<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock

<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded

<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.

<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post