[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 329 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:29Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:28Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:27Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:26Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:25Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:09Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:08Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:07Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:05Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:04Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:03Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:02Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:01Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:59Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:57Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:55Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:54Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:53Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:52Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:51Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:50Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:49Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:48Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:47Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:46Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:45Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:44Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:43Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:42Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:40Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:39Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:38Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:34Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:33Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:32Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:31Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:30Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:29Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:28Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:27Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:26Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:25Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:21Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:20Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:18Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:16Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:15Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:14Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:13Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:12Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:11Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:08Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:07Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:06Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:05Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:04Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:03Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:02Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:01Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:00Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:59Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:58Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:57Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:56Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:55Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:54Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:53Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:52Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:50Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:43Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:39Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:35Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:34Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:33Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:33Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:31Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:30Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:29Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:28Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:27Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:26Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:25Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:24Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:23Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:22Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:20Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:17Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:09Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:07Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:06Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:05Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:04Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:03Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:02Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:01Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:00Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:59Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:58Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:57Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:56Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:55Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:54Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:53Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:52Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:50Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:49Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:48Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:47Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:46Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:45Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:44Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:43Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:42Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:41Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:40Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:38Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:37Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:36Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:35Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:33Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:32Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:26Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:21Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:20Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:10Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:09Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:08Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:07Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:04Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:02Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:01Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:00Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:59Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:58Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:57Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:55Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:54Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:52Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:48Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:42Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:41Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:37Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:36Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:35Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:33Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:29Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:28Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:27Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:26Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:25Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:20Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:17Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:16Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:15Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:12Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:08Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:07Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:05Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:04Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:02Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:01Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:59Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:57Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:54Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:50Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:49Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:46Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:44Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:41Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:40Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:39Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:38Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:36Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:35Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:31Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:30Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:29Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:28Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:26Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:24Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:22Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:19Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:18Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:16Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:15Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:14Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:13Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:10Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:09Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:08Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:04Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:02Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:00Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:59Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:58Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:56Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:55Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:53Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:51Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:49Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:48Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:45Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:44Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:43Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:42Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:38Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:37Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:35Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:34Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:33Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:29Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:28Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:27Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:24Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:23Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:17Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:16Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:15Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:10Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:08Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:04Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:01Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:00Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:59Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:55Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:54Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:51Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:50Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:49Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:46Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:44Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:40Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:39Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:37Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:36Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:35Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:31Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:30Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:29Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:28Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:27Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:25Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:24Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:18Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:15Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:14Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:13Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:12Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:08Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:05Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:03Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:02Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:01Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:00Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:58Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:57Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:54Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:53Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:48Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:46Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:45Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:44Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:39Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:35Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:33Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:31Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:28Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:26Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:23Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:21Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:20Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:18Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:13Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:09Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:08Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:06Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:05Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:04Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:03Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:01Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:00Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:59Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:56Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:54Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:53Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:52Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:51Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:48Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:39Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:37Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:35Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:34Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:31Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:29Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:28Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:27Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:23Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:19Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:16Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:14Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:11Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:06Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:05Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:57Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:51Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:45Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:44Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:38Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:37Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:36Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:32Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:31Caption #724

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post