[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 323 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:43Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:42Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:41Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:40Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:39Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:36Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:33Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:27Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:22Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:21Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:20Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:17Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:16Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:15Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:13Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:10Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:09Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:08Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:07Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:06Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:05Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:04Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:03Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:01Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:57Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:54Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:53Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:49Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:48Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:47Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:46Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:45Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:42Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:40Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:39Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:38Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:37Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:30Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:29Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:28Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:27Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:23Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:17Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:15Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:13Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:12Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:11Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:10Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:09Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:08Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:07Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:06Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:05Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:04Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:03Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:02Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:01Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:59Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:56Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:55Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:54Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:53Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:52Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:51Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:44Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:43Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:42Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:41Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:39Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:38Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:37Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:34Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:30Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:29Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:28Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:27Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:26Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:21Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:20Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:18Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:17Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:16Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:15Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:13Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:12Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:10Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:08Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:06Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:04Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:03Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:01Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:59Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:57Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:52Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:46Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:45Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:44Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:34Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:31Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:30Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:29Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:24Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:23Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:11Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:09Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:05Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:03Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:02Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:01Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:00Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:59Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:58Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:57Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:53Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:52Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:51Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:50Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:42Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:36Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:35Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:33Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:31Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:29Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:28Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:22Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:19Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:16Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:15Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:14Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:10Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:08Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:06Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:04Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:02Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:01Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:59Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:57Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:55Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:54Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:53Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:52Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:50Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:46Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:45Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:44Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:41Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:39Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:38Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:37Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:36Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:35Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:32Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:31Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:30Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:29Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:28Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:19Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:18Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:17Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:15Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:14Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:13Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:12Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:10Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:04Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:03Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:59Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:58Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:57Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:55Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:51Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:50Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:49Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:48Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:47Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:46Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:45Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:41Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:39Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:36Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:31Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:27Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:23Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:22Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:21Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:20Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:15Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:14Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:10Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:07Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:06Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:04Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:02Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:58Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:57Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:56Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:55Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:54Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:51Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:50Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:49Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:45Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:42Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:40Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:39Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:35Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:33Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:32Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:31Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:30Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:28Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:26Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:25Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:24Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:21Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:17Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:16Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:15Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:13Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:12Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:11Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:10Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:07Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:06Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:05Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:03Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:02Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:01Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:59Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:54Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:52Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:48Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:47Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:42Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:41Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:40Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:39Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:38Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:37Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:36Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:35Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:34Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:33Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:32Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:31Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:30Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:29Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:28Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:25Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:24Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:23Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:22Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:21Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:18Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:17Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:15Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:14Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:13Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:12Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:11Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:09Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:08Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:07Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:06Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:05Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:01Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:57Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:56Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:54Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:51Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:50Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:47Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:46Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:45Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:43Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:34Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:27Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:10Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:07Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:05Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:04Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:03Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:01Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:57Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:54Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:47Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:44Caption #552

Board [Post Message]

There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post