[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 508 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:57Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:55Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:54Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:51Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:50Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:49Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:48Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:47Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:46Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:45Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:44Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:43Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:42Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:41Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:39Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:35Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:34Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:33Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:32Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:31Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:30Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:29Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:28Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:27Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:26Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:25Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:24Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:23Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:22Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:21Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:20Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:19Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:18Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:17Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:16Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:15Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:14Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:13Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:12Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:11Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:10Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:09Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:08Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:07Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:06Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:05Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:04Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:03Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:02Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:01Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:00Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:59Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:58Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:57Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:56Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:55Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:54Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:53Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:52Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:51Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:50Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:49Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:48Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:44Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:43Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:42Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:41Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:40Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:39Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:38Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:37Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:36Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:35Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:34Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:33Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:32Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:31Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:30Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:29Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:28Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:27Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:26Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:25Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:24Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:23Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:22Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:21Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:20Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:19Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:18Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:17Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:16Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:15Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:14Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:12Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:11Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:10Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:09Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:08Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:07Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:06Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:05Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:04Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:03Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:02Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:01Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:00Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:59Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:58Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:56Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:55Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:54Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:49Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:48Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:47Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:46Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:45Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:44Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:43Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:42Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:41Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:40Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:39Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:38Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:37Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:36Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:35Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:34Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:33Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:32Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:31Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:30Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:29Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:28Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:27Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:26Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:25Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:24Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:23Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:22Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:21Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:20Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:19Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:18Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:17Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:16Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:15Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:14Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:13Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:12Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:11Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:10Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:09Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:08Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:07Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:06Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:05Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:04Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:03Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:02Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:01Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:00Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:59Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:58Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:57Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:56Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:55Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:54Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:51Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:50Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:49Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:46Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:45Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:44Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:43Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:42Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:41Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:40Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:39Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:38Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:37Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:36Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:35Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:34Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:33Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:32Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:31Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:30Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:29Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:28Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:27Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:26Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:25Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:24Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:23Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:22Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:20Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:19Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:18Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:17Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:16Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:15Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:14Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:13Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:12Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:11Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:10Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:09Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:08Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:07Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:06Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:05Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:03Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:02Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:01Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:00Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:59Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:58Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:57Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:56Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:55Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:54Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:50Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:49Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:48Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:46Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:45Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:43Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:42Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:41Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:39Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:38Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:37Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:36Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:34Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:33Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:32Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:31Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:28Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:27Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:26Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:25Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:24Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:23Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:22Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:21Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:20Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:19Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:18Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:17Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:16Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:14Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:13Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:12Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:11Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:10Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:09Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:08Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:04Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:03Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:02Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:59Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:57Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:55Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:54Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:53Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:52Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:51Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:50Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:49Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:44Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:43Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:42Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:40Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:39Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:38Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:36Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:35Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:34Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:33Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:31Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:30Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:29Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:28Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:27Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:26Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:24Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:22Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:21Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:20Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:19Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:18Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:14Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:12Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:10Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:09Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:08Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:07Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:06Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:04Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:03Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:57Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:56Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:55Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:54Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:53Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:49Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:47Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:44Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:43Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:41Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:37Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:33Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:31Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:27Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:23Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:19Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:14Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:11Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:10Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:09Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:08Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker08:26:07Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:06Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:05Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:04Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:03Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:02Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:01Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:00Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:59Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:58Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:57Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:56Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:55Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:54Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:53Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:51Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:50Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:48Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:46Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:45Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:44Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:43Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:42Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:40Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:39Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:38Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:37Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:35Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:34Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:33Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:32Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:31Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:30Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:28Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:26Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:25Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:24Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:23Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:21Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:20Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:19Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:18Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:17Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:16Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:15Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:14Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:13Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:11Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:10Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:09Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:08Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:07Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:06Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:05Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:04Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:03Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:02Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:01Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:00Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:59Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:58Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:57Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:56Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:55Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:54Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:53Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:52Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:51Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:50Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:48Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:46Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:43Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:41Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:40Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:39Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:38Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:37Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:36Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:35Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:34Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:33Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:32Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:28Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:26Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:25Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:24Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:23Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:22Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:21Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:19Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:18Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:17Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:15Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:14Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:13Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:12Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:11Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:09Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:08Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:07Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:06Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:05Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:04Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:03Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:02Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:01Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:00Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:59Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:56Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:55Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:53Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:52Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:51Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:50Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:49Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:48Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:47Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:46Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:44Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:43Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:42Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:41Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:40Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:39Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:38Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:37Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:36Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:35Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:34Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:33Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:32Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:31Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:30Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:29Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:28Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:27Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:26Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:22Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:21Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:19Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:18Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:15Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:13Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:12Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:11Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:10Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:08Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:06Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:05Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:04Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:03Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:02Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:01Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:00Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:59Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:58Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:57Caption #109

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post