[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 259 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:05Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:04Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:03Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:02Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:01Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:00Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:56Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:55Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:53Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:52Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:47Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:43Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:41Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:40Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:39Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:38Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:37Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:36Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:35Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:34Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:34Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:32Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:31Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:30Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:29Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:28Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:27Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:26Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:25Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:23Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:13Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:12Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:08Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:04Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:59Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:51Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:49Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:48Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:47Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:46Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:45Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:44Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:40Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:35Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:34Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:33Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:32Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:31Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:30Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:29Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:28Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:27Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:25Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:23Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:20Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:18Caption #00
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:17Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:16Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:15Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:14Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:13Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:12Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:11Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:10Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:09Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:08Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:51Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:44Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:40Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:36Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:33Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:29Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:19Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:15Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:12Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:10Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:09Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:08Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:06Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:05Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:04Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:03Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:02Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:52Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:48Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:45Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:43Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:42Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:41Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:40Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:38Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:33Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:32Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:28Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:24Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:22Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:21Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:20Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:18Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:17Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:15Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:12Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:11Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:03Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:51Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:49Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:40Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:36Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:33Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:32Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:28Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:27Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:25Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:24Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:20Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:16Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:08Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:07Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:06Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:02Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:46Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:40Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:31Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:30Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:29Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:27Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:23Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:19Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:10Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:07Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:04Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:02Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:57Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:56Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:53Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:52Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:50Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:49Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:48Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:42Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:41Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:40Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:35Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:32Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:27Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:23Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:22Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:20Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:18Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:17Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:13Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:12Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:11Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:10Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:08Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:06Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:03Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:02Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:00Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:56Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:49Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:48Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:47Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:46Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:44Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:43Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:42Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:41Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:38Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:37Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:35Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:34Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:32Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:31Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:29Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:26Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:25Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:24Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:23Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:20Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:19Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:18Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:17Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:16Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:15Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:14Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:13Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:12Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:08Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:07Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:06Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:05Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:04Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:00Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:59Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:57Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:54Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:52Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:51Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:50Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:49Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:47Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:46Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:42Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:41Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:40Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:38Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:35Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:28Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:27Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:25Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:24Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:16Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:15Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:12Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:11Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:10Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:09Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:07Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:03Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:55Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:54Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:53Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:52Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:47Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:46Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:43Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:39Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:38Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:37Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:36Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:35Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:33Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:31Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:27Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:24Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:22Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:21Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:20Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:19Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:16Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:15Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:14Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:08Caption #774

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post