[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 227 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:04Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:03Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:02Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:00Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:59Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:58Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:55Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:54Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:51Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:45Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:38Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:33Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:23Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:22Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:09Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:08Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:07Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:06Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:01Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:56Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:53Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:52Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:50Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:49Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:48Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:45Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:42Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:41Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:40Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:39Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:36Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:34Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:31Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:29Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:26Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:25Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:24Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:23Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:22Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:21Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:20Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:19Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:15Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:13Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:09Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:08Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:05Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:03Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:02Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:01Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:59Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:58Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:57Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:52Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:48Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:37Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:21Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:19Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:16Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:15Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:12Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:11Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:07Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:02Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:56Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:54Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:49Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:46Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:45Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:42Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:41Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:37Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:35Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:34Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:28Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:20Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:16Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:15Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:14Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:13Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:10Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:09Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:03Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:54Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:50Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:46Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:43Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:39Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:38Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:37Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:35Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:33Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:32Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:31Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:30Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:27Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:26Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:25Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:24Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:22Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:19Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:17Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:16Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:15Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:14Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:11Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:10Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:03Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:02Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:01Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:00Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:55Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:54Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:53Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:52Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:50Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:44Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:43Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:41Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:40Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:37Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:34Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:33Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:32Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:31Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:28Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:27Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:24Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:22Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:13Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:12Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:11Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:05Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:01Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:00Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:57Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:52Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:48Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:40Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:34Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:30Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:29Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:23Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:22Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:21Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:19Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:18Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:13Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:12Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:11Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:09Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:08Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:06Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:05Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:04Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:02Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:01Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:00Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:59Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:58Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:57Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:56Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:55Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:54Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:50Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:49Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:48Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:43Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:42Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:41Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:39Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:37Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:36Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:35Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:34Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:31Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:29Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:23Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:22Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:11Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:09Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:08Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:05Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:02Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:01Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:56Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:47Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:39Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:38Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:37Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:33Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:28Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:25Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:24Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:23Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:22Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:14Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:12Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:03Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:53Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:52Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:51Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:50Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:48Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:43Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:37Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:32Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:31Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:30Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:10Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:06Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:05Caption #595

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post