[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 294 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:14Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:12Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:10Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:09Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:08Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:07Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:06Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:04Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:03Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:01Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:00Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:59Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:58Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:57Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:56Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:55Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:52Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:48Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:42Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:40Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:34Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:32Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:32Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:30Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:29Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:28Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:27Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:26Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:25Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:24Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:23Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:22Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:21Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:20Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:19Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:16Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:15Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:13Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:12Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:07Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:05Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:04Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:03Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:02Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:01Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:00Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:52Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:51Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:50Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:49Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:48Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:47Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:46Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:45Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:44Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:43Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:42Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:41Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:40Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:37Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:34Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:33Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:31Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:30Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:29Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:28Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:26Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:25Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:24Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:23Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:22Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:21Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:20Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:19Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:16Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:00Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:55Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:49Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:47Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:46Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:45Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:43Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:42Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:33Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:31Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:29Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:28Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:27Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:26Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:25Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:21Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:11Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:04Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:03Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:02Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:00Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:59Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:58Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:57Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:56Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:55Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:54Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:53Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:45Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:44Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:43Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:40Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:29Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:25Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:23Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:22Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:20Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:17Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:15Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:14Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:05Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:02Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:00Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:59Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:56Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:55Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:54Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:53Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:51Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:44Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:43Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:42Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:39Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:38Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:37Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:34Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:30Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:25Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:24Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:21Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:15Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:14Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:13Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:08Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:05Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:01Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:58Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:57Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:56Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:53Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:48Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:37Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:36Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:35Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:26Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:17Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:16Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:15Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:13Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:12Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:08Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:06Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:01Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:59Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:58Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:57Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:54Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:53Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:52Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:51Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:50Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:49Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:48Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:47Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:46Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:45Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:44Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:43Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:42Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:41Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:40Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:39Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:36Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:31Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:28Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:27Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:25Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:23Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:22Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:21Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:18Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:17Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:16Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:15Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:14Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:13Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:12Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:08Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:03Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:01Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:59Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:58Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:57Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:56Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:54Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:53Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:52Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:51Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:50Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:49Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:48Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:40Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:39Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:35Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:34Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:31Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:30Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:29Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:27Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:26Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:25Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:24Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:23Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:22Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:21Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:20Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:19Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:18Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:16Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:10Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:05Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:00Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:52Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:51Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:49Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:48Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:47Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:45Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:40Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:39Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:38Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:36Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:34Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:31Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:30Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:29Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:28Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:27Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:26Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:25Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:23Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:22Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:21Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:20Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:18Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:17Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:15Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:09Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:05Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:04Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:00Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:57Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:56Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:54Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:53Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:52Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:51Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:49Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:48Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:47Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:45Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:44Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:40Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:31Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:29Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:27Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:26Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:24Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:23Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:21Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:20Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:15Caption #103

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post