Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know

I'm shaking my money maker.

Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 269 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:24 Caption #-36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:17 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:16 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:15 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:12 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:11 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:09 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:08 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:05 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:04 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:02 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:00 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:57 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:55 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:53 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:52 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:51 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:47 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:46 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:41 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:39 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:37 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:34 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:33 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:32 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:31 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:30 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:29 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:26 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:24 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:23 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:21 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:20 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:18 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:14 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:13 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:10 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:07 Caption #-27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:06 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:01 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:00 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:54 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:51 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:50 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:48 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:45 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:43 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:34 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:33 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:31 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:30 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:29 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:27 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:25 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:18 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:16 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:15 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:14 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:12 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:11 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:09 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:08 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:07 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:06 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:04 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:03 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:02 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:01 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:00 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:57 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:50 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:45 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:40 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:39 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:37 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:34 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:33 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:32 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:30 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:27 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:26 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:23 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:22 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:20 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:19 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:18 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:17 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:16 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:15 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:14 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:13 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:12 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:10 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:08 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:07 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:03 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:02 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:01 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:59 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:57 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:56 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:55 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:54 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:53 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:52 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:50 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:46 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:41 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:40 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:38 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:35 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:34 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:33 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:30 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:29 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:28 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:27 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:26 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:25 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:24 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:22 Caption #950

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:20 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:19 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:18 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:17 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:15 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:14 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:12 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:11 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:10 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:08 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:05 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:00 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:58 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:49 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:48 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:47 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:44 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:43 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:41 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:40 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:38 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:37 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:36 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:28 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:27 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:23 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:22 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:18 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:16 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:15 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:10 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:08 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:07 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:06 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:01 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:00 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:56 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:51 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:50 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:49 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:45 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:43 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:41 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:40 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:39 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:38 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:37 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:36 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:32 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:31 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:28 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:27 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:26 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:24 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:21 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:17 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:15 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:13 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:11 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:10 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:03 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:02 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:00 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:59 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:55 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:52 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:51 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:50 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:47 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:38 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:37 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:36 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:35 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:32 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:31 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:29 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:28 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:27 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:26 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:25 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:22 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:18 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:16 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:15 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:04 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:03 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:01 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:00 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:59 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:56 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:55 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:54 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:53 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:52 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:51 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:47 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:46 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:44 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:42 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:39 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:32 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:31 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:30 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:28 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:27 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:26 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:25 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:19 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:15 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:14 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:12 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:11 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:09 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:06 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:02 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:59 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:57 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:55 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:53 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:51 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:50 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:46 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:43 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:39 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:38 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:36 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:32 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:31 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:27 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:23 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:19 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:10 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:06 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:04 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:02 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:00 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:58 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:55 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:49 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:48 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:46 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:41 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:39 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:37 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:35 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:33 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:32 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:31 Caption #146

Board

[Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.

<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.

<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?

<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...

<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?

<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...

<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!

<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...

<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.

<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.

<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.

<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...

<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.

<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme

<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...

<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...

<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5

<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.

<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!

<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!

<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.

<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.

<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post