[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 340 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:52Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:51Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:50Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:49Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:48Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:47Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:46Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:42Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:41Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:40Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:39Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:37Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:36Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:35Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:34Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:33Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:32Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:31Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:30Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:28Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:27Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:26Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:25Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:23Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:22Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:21Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:20Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:19Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:18Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:17Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:16Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:15Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:14Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:13Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:12Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:11Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:10Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:09Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:08Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:07Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:06Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:05Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:04Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:03Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:02Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:01Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:00Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:59Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:58Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:57Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:56Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:55Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:54Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:53Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:52Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:50Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:49Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:48Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:47Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:46Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:45Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:44Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:43Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:42Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:41Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:39Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:38Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:37Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:36Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:35Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:33Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:32Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:31Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:30Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:29Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:28Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:26Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:25Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:24Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:22Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:21Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:20Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:19Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:18Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:17Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:16Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:15Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:14Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:13Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:12Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:10Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:08Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:06Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:05Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:04Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:03Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:02Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:01Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:00Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:59Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:58Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:56Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:55Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:54Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:53Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:52Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:51Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:48Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:47Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:46Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:45Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:44Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:43Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:42Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:41Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:40Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:39Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:38Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:37Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:36Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:35Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:34Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:33Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:32Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:30Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:29Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:28Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:27Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:26Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:25Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:24Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:23Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:22Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:19Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:17Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:15Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:14Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:13Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:13Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:11Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:10Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:09Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:08Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:07Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:06Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:05Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:04Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:03Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:02Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:01Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:58Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:56Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:55Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:54Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:53Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:52Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:51Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:50Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:49Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:48Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:47Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:46Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:45Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:44Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:43Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:42Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:41Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:40Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:39Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:38Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:37Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:36Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:35Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:34Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:33Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:32Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:31Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:30Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:29Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:28Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:27Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:26Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:25Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:24Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:23Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:22Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:21Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:20Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:19Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:18Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:17Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:16Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:15Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:14Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:13Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:12Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:11Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:10Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:09Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:08Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:07Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:06Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:05Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:04Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:03Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:02Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:01Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:00Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:59Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:58Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:57Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:56Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:55Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:54Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:53Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:52Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:51Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:50Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:49Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:48Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:48Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:46Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:45Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:44Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:43Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:42Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:41Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:40Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:39Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:38Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:37Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:36Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:35Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:34Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:33Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:32Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:31Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:30Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:29Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:28Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:27Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:26Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:25Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:24Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:23Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:22Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:21Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:20Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:19Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:18Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:17Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:16Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:15Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:14Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:13Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:12Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:11Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:10Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:09Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:08Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:07Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:06Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:05Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:04Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:03Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:02Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:01Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:00Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:59Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:58Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:57Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:56Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:55Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:54Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:53Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:52Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:51Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:50Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:49Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:48Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:47Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:46Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:44Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:43Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:42Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:41Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:40Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:39Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:37Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:36Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:34Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:33Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:32Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:31Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:30Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:29Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:28Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:26Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:24Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:21Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:20Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:19Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:18Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:17Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:16Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:14Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:12Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:11Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:10Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:07Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:06Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:05Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:04Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:03Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:02Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:01Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:00Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:59Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:53Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:52Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:51Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:49Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:46Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:45Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:44Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:42Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:41Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:40Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:39Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:38Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:37Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:36Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:35Caption #38

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post