[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 272 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:22Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:21Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:20Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:19Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:18Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:17Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:15Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:14Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:10Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:05Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:04Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:02Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:00Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:59Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:58Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:57Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:49Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:46Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:44Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:39Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:37Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:35Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:31Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:28Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:24Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:21Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:19Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:12Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:10Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:09Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:05Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:04Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:02Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:54Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:53Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:52Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:50Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:49Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:46Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:45Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:44Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:40Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:39Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:38Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:37Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:36Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:35Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:34Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:33Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:29Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:26Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:19Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:18Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:17Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:16Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:14Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:08Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:03Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:01Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:58Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:55Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:54Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:51Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:47Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:46Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:45Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:44Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:43Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:42Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:39Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:38Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:36Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:35Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:34Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:33Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:32Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:31Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:30Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:29Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:28Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:27Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:25Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:24Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:23Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:20Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:19Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:16Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:15Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:13Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:05Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:04Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:03Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:01Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:58Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:57Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:56Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:52Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:50Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:48Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:46Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:45Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:44Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:43Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:40Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:35Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:34Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:25Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:23Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:21Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:17Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:15Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:14Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:12Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:10Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:04Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:03Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:01Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:58Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:56Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:54Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:52Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:51Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:49Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:45Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:44Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:42Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:39Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:38Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:36Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:35Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:33Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:29Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:25Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:24Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:22Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:21Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:20Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:19Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:18Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:14Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:10Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:09Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:08Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:07Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:06Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:03Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:01Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:58Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:52Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:51Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:48Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:44Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:39Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:37Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:33Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:31Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:25Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:20Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:18Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:17Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:14Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:12Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:04Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:03Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:01Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:01Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:56Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:55Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:53Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:52Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:46Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:42Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:39Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:38Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:34Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:33Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:30Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:27Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:25Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:24Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:22Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:18Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:17Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:16Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:15Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:13Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:12Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:10Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:09Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:05Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:02Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:01Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:58Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:57Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:55Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:54Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:53Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:51Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:50Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:41Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:38Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:37Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:35Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:34Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:33Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:32Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:29Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:28Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:25Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:24Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:23Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:22Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:15Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:11Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:10Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:09Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:07Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:03Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:02Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:59Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:58Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:57Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:56Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:55Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:53Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:49Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:46Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:43Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:42Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:40Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:37Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:33Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:30Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:29Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:27Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:24Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:23Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:20Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:18Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:17Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:15Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:12Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:09Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:08Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:05Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:02Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:59Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:57Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:55Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:52Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:49Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:42Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:33Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:32Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:28Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:27Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:26Caption #22

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post