[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 211 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:14Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:13Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:10Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:09Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:08Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:07Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:04Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:03Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:01Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:00Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:59Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:58Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:56Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:54Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:53Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:52Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:50Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:49Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:48Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:47Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:46Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:44Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:42Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:41Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:40Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:38Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:37Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:36Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:33Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:32Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:31Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:29Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:28Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:27Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:26Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:24Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:22Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:21Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:20Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:18Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:16Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:15Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:14Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:13Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:12Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:11Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:10Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:07Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:06Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:04Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:03Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:02Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:01Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:00Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:59Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:58Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:56Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:55Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:54Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:53Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:52Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:51Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:50Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:49Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:48Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:47Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:46Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:44Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:42Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:40Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:39Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:36Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:35Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:34Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:32Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:31Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:30Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:28Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:27Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:26Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:25Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:24Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:23Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:21Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:20Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:19Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:18Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:16Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:15Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:14Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:13Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:11Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:10Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:09Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:08Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:07Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:06Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:05Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:04Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:03Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:02Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:01Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:00Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:59Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:58Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:57Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:56Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:55Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:52Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:49Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:48Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:47Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:46Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:45Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:43Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:42Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:41Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:39Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:38Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:37Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:33Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:32Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:31Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:28Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:27Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:26Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:22Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:21Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:20Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:17Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:16Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:15Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:14Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:13Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:12Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:11Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:10Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:09Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:08Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:07Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:06Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:05Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:04Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:03Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:02Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:01Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:00Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:59Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:58Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:57Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:56Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:55Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:54Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:51Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:50Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:49Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:48Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:47Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:45Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:40Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:38Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:37Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:36Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:35Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:34Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:33Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:32Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:31Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:30Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:28Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:27Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:26Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:25Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:24Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:23Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:22Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:21Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:20Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:19Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:19Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:17Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:16Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:15Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:14Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:13Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:12Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:11Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:10Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:09Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:08Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:07Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:06Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:05Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:04Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:03Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:02Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:01Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:00Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:59Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:58Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:57Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:56Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:55Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:54Caption #264

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post