[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 295 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:21Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:19Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:16Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:15Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:14Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:11Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:09Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:07Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:05Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:04Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:03Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:02Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:01Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:00Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:59Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:57Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:55Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:51Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:49Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:47Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:44Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:43Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:42Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:39Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:38Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:35Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:34Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:33Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:31Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:29Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:27Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:25Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:23Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:22Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:21Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:20Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:19Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:18Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:15Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:14Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:11Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:09Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:08Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:07Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:04Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:03Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:00Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:59Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:55Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:53Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:51Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:47Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:44Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:43Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:40Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:39Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:35Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:33Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:31Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:30Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:29Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:27Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:23Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:22Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:19Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:15Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:14Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:12Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:11Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:09Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:08Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:07Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:06Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:04Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:03Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:00Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:59Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:55Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:52Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:50Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:45Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:44Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:43Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:39Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:36Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:35Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:34Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:32Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:31Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:29Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:27Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:23Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:22Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:19Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:17Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:16Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:14Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:11Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:08Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:07Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:05Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:04Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:03Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:00Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:59Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:57Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:56Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:55Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:51Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:47Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:44Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:43Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:39Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:38Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:37Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:35Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:31Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:29Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:27Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:24Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:23Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:19Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:17Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:15Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:14Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:13Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:11Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:09Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:08Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:07Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:05Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:03Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:01Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:59Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:57Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:55Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:51Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:49Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:48Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:47Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:45Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:44Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:43Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:39Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:38Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:36Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:35Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:33Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:31Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:30Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:29Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:27Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:23Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:22Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:19Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:16Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:15Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:12Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:11Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:08Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:07Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:05Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:03Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:59Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:55Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:54Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:51Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:47Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:45Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:43Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:40Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:39Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:38Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:37Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:35Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:33Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:31Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:27Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:23Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:22Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:19Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:17Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:16Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:15Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:11Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:09Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:08Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:07Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:04Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:03Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:59Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:56Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:55Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:53Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:51Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:49Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:48Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:47Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:43Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:42Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:40Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:39Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:35Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:34Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:31Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:29Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:27Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:24Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:23Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:19Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:18Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:15Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:14Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:11Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:07Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:06Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:03Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:01Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:59Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:55Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:51Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:50Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:49Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:48Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:45Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:41Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:39Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:31Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:30Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:26Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:23Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:21Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:20Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:17Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:12Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:11Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:08Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:07Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:06Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:04Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:03Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:59Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:55Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:54Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:53Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:51Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:50Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:48Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:44Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:43Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:40Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:39Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:36Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:35Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:31Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:30Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:27Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:26Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:24Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:22Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:19Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:15Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:14Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:13Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:11Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:08Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:07Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:03Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:01Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:00Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:59Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:56Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:55Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:52Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:49Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:46Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:45Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:43Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:41Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:40Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:36Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:34Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:32Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:28Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:25Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:23Caption #60

Board [Post Message]

This week's cheeky winner is

Fu Manchu.



The honourary asses are: 3Suns, apple juice is a verb and Roger Mexico.

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Darlenenbc> I really enjoy your site. I don't understand the money rating and can you post on past arcives? I think you have a good think going.
KEEP UP THE GOO WORK!Let me know!
<3Suns> Damn, I wish I'd seen either Shrek movie so I could make a joke about a baby ogre in the first picture, the princess in the second, and the donkey in the third.

But I'll have to leave that to someone else.

<Kumiho> there was a baby in Shrek2? (I haven't seen it either.)
<Mort> The happier the monkey the better the rating, there is a guide labeled "what this means" next to the voting pull-down. The choices are a bunch of weird internet/media references, so I know they could be confusing.

Yes you can post captions in the past, and maybe someday even in the future.

<apple juice is a verb> unusually slow guest day!
<OBLEDUT> No.no.no.no!!!
<Fu Manchu> Hey, thanks everyone! I knew the work time I spent reading this website would pay off in the end.
<David Byrden> Fu: I'm your manager and I want you in my office NOW.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post