[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 282 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:55Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:54Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:49Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:45Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:44Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:40Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:34Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:33Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:31Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:23Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:22Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:21Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:19Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:18Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:17Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:16Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:15Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:14Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:13Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:12Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:07Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:06Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:04Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:58Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:57Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:55Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:51Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:46Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:45Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:44Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:42Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:41Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:40Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:39Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:38Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:37Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:36Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:35Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:34Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:33Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:31Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:30Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:29Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:28Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:27Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:26Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:23Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:22Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:18Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:17Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:14Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:13Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:12Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:07Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:06Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:05Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:04Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:58Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:56Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:55Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:53Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:51Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:49Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:48Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:47Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:45Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:44Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:42Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:41Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:40Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:39Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:38Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:35Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:30Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:26Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:22Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:21Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:19Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:16Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:15Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:14Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:13Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:11Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:10Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:07Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:03Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:00Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:59Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:58Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:55Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:54Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:53Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:52Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:51Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:50Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:49Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:48Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:45Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:42Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:39Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:37Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:36Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:35Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:34Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:31Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:29Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:28Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:27Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:26Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:24Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:21Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:19Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:15Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:14Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:12Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:11Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:10Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:07Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:06Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:05Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:04Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:00Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:59Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:54Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:53Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:50Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:49Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:45Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:42Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:40Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:36Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:29Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:26Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:25Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:24Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:20Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:19Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:17Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:13Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:07Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:04Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:59Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:58Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:57Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:56Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:54Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:53Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:51Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:49Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:48Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:46Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:44Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:42Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:41Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:40Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:38Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:35Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:31Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:30Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:28Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:25Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:23Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:17Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:16Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:10Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:09Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:07Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:05Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:04Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:03Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:48Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:38Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:37Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:35Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:33Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:30Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:25Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:13Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:11Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:05Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:00Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:56Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:53Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:50Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:49Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:45Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:43Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:40Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:39Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:38Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:35Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:34Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:31Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:26Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:22Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:18Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:15Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:14Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:11Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:10Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:09Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:05Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:04Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:03Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:01Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:00Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:59Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:58Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:57Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:56Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:55Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:54Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:53Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:50Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:48Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:47Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:46Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:43Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:42Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:41Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:40Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:37Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:36Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:33Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:31Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:30Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:29Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:27Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:26Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:25Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:24Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:22Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:19Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:18Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:16Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:15Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:13Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:12Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:10Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:09Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:07Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:06Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:05Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:04Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:03Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:01Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:58Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:57Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:56Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:55Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:54Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:53Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:49Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:48Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:44Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:41Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:40Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:37Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:36Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:35Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:33Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:30Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:29Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:26Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:25Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:23Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:21Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:17Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:16Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:15Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:14Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:09Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:06Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:05Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:03Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:01Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:58Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:57Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:55Caption #665

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post