[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 227 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:47Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:46Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:44Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:43Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:39Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:38Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:36Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:35Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:31Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:30Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:29Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:28Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:20Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:18Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:12Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:09Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:07Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:05Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:04Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:59Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:58Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:56Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:54Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:49Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:48Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:44Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:39Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:38Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:37Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:35Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:29Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:28Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:25Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:24Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:19Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:16Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:14Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:13Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:12Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:10Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:09Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:04Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:59Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:58Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:56Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:54Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:49Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:48Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:47Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:44Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:42Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:28Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:27Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:26Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:21Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:20Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:17Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:15Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:13Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:12Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:02Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:01Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:59Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:52Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:45Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:39Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:38Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:37Caption #02
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:33Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:31Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:30Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:29Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:28Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:19Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:17Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:16Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:15Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:14Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:13Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:11Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:02Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:01Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:00Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:59Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:58Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:57Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:54Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:48Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:33Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:30Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:29Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:28Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:25Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:23Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:22Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:19Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:16Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:08Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:05Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:03Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:00Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:57Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:56Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:53Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:48Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:42Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:41Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:40Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:39Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:37Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:36Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:35Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:33Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:31Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:29Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:26Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:24Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:20Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:09Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:07Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:06Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:59Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:58Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:56Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:54Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:50Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:49Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:45Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:44Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:42Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:41Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:40Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:34Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:26Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:25Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:20Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:15Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:13Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:11Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:58Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:57Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:56Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:55Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:52Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:51Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:49Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:46Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:45Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:44Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:43Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:42Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:40Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:39Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:36Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:35Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:29Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:27Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:26Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:22Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:21Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:20Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:18Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:16Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:15Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:13Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:12Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:11Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:10Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:09Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:08Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:07Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:04Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:03Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:01Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:58Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:57Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:56Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:55Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:52Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:51Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:50Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:49Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:47Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:46Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:45Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:44Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:43Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:40Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:39Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:38Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:36Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:34Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:33Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:27Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:26Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:23Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:18Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:16Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:07Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:56Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:53Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:52Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:50Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:48Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:38Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:35Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:33Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:26Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:15Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:11Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:06Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:00Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #563

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post