[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Before you tell them it's a fake...

...let's see how far...

...they're willing to go.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 249 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:13Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:12Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:11Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:10Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:09Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:08Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:07Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:06Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:05Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:04Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:03Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:02Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:01Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:00Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:59Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:58Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:57Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:55Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:54Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:53Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:52Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:51Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:50Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:48Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:44Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:43Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:40Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:39Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:37Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:36Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:34Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:31Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:30Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:29Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:27Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:26Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:25Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:24Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:23Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:22Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:21Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:20Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:19Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:18Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:17Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:16Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:15Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:14Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:13Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:12Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:11Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:10Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:09Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:08Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:07Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:05Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:04Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:03Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:02Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:01Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:00Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:59Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:58Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:57Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:56Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:55Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:54Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:53Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:52Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:51Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:48Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:47Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:46Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:45Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:44Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:43Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:42Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:40Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:39Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:38Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:37Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:35Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:34Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:33Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:32Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:31Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:30Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:29Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:28Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:25Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:24Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:23Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:22Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:21Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:19Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:17Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:16Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:15Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:14Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:13Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:12Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:11Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:10Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:09Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:07Caption #-87
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:06Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:03Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:01Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:59Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:57Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:55Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:54Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:53Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:52Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:51Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:49Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:48Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:47Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:44Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:43Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:42Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:40Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:39Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:36Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:35Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:34Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:32Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:31Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:30Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:27Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:26Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:25Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:24Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:23Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:22Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:21Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:20Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:19Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:18Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:17Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:16Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:15Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:14Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:13Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:12Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:11Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:10Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:09Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:08Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:07Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:06Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:05Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:04Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:03Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:02Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:01Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:00Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:59Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:58Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:56Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:55Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:54Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:53Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:52Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:51Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:50Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:49Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:48Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:47Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:46Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:45Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:43Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:42Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:41Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:40Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:37Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:36Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:35Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:34Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:32Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:31Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:30Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:29Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:27Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:24Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:23Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:22Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:19Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:18Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:15Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:14Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:13Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:11Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:10Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:09Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:08Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:07Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:06Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:46Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:05Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:04Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:03Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:02Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:01Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:00Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:59Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:58Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:56Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:51Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:47Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:46Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:43Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:40Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:39Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:36Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:35Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:33Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:32Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:30Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:29Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:27Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:23Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:19Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:18Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:17Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:16Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:15Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:14Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:13Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:12Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:11Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:10Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:08Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:07Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:06Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:05Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:04Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:03Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:02Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:01Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:00Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:58Caption #578

Board [Post Message]

This week's hermaphroditic unicorn is

apple juice is a verb



The un-Hung Willies are: David Byrden,H. Monkey and asphawk.


There are 19 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Dagnabbit! I will be in another meeting today....
<Carol> My apologies for not having time to comment until later in the day, due to my inconvenient state of employment.
<Lauren> Is it just me, or are today's photos anti-inspirational?
<Mort> I guess I killed the competition with bad images.
<Lauren> As I said, Mort, maybe it's just me... but let's see you give it a try.
<H. Monkey> I'm having trouble, too, but I've been feeling very uncreative for the past several days, anyway.

And about the RSS feed, Mort: you'd put the history data (or something similar) in a small XML file. There are readers and aggragator software that will sit on your desktop, check the file regularly (usu. every hour) and notify you if there are any changes. It probably will cut down on bandwith, because people will then only go to the site and load the page and images if they get a notification that something's changed.

<Mort> Yeh I have been looking into it, seems like a very good idea. Might even bring some new people in, if the feed is listed.
<Lauren> I think maybe those folks who don't vote/comment on at least a specified percentage of others' captions should be excluded from winning on Wednesdays.... What do you all think?
<H. Monkey> I don't have a problem with it, Lauren. I don't think it's necessary, but I don't have a problem with it.
<apple juice is a verb> some days i don't have time to comment on everybody's captions...i am at work. On those days I do at least read them all and still vote/comment for those I found funny. I can't help it if a significant percentage of captions don't grab me.
<David Byrden> I have difficulty in finding time to review all the captions. It is easier to avoid commenting at all. Perhaps you could introduce a new feature whereby reviewers are paid?
<Lauren> Congrats ajiav, David, H. and asphawk. It was an extreme challange and you all came through relatively unscathed and victorious.
<Mort> I went through the list of guest day winners and was suprised by my findings.

5 wins - guyPaulo
3 wins - Yoyology, 3Suns
2 wins - Luninaire, ajiav, obtuse, Starbug, David Byrden, DIPLOMATIC SHARK/the bartender, mypalmike, ElvisThePelvis
1 win - carter, Zathras, Buggy, Roger Mexico, JSchmitt, infosponge, Pedro Gonzales, H. Monkey, Carol

<guyPaulo> Wow.
<obtuse> re: non-commenting winners
I am probably in the category of those who rarely comment. I make no apologies - it's just not my style. I don't really even care about the win; I'm just here to amuse/be amused.
<David Byrden> It's not winning that matters. It's getting the most votes.
<Lauren> LOL. It was just a suggestion. Sometimes it is the nice thing to do to let others know you appreciate their efforts was what I was thinking. And also Mort could probably use a bit of help in chosing a winner each week. But actually, when all is said and done, I like this site just the way it works now. And David is absolutely right.
<obtuse> I know my motivation isn't being called into question but I'll still state for the record that I appreciate the efforts of fellow monkies, even if it isn't very evident.

For whatever reason, I simply prefer starting a conversation via comments over the voting process.

So regarding site design, I think it would be nice if commenting could be decoupled from voting. As an aside, I wonder if Mort's comment/vote code is spam-resistant?

<Mort> Bah! You assume I think ahead!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post