[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Before you tell them it's a fake...

...let's see how far...

...they're willing to go.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 220 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:28Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:27Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:24Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:23Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:18Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:17Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:16Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:13Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:12Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:10Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:07Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:05Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:04Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:02Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:58Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:57Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:53Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:52Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:51Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:50Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:49Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:48Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:47Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:46Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:44Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:42Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:38Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:31Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:30Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:28Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:20Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:19Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:18Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:17Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:16Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:13Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:10Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:09Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:08Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:07Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:03Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:02Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:01Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:00Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:57Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:50Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:48Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:47Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:41Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:38Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:37Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:36Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:35Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:34Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:33Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:32Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:31Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:30Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:29Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:27Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:26Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:20Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:18Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:13Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:12Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:11Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:08Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:07Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:06Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:03Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:02Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:00Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:56Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:53Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:50Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:46Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:39Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:37Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:36Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:35Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:34Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:31Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:30Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:29Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:28Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:27Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:26Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:01Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:00Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:59Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:52Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:50Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:49Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:48Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:47Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:45Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:44Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:43Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:42Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:41Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:31Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:29Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:25Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:24Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:22Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:21Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:15Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:03Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:02Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:43Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:29Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:28Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:08Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:07Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:02Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:01Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:00Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:59Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:56Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:54Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:48Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:47Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:44Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:43Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:42Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:41Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:40Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:39Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:36Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:35Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:34Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:33Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:28Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:27Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:25Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:24Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:20Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:18Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:13Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:12Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:08Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:03Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:59Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:58Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:55Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:54Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:53Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:52Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:51Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:50Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:48Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:43Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:42Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:37Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:31Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:30Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:28Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:27Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:22Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:17Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:12Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:11Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:10Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:06Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:05Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:00Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:56Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:54Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:47Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:45Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:26Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:24Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:23Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:20Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:10Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:08Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:07Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:06Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:05Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:59Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:58Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:57Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:56Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:54Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:53Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:52Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:51Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:42Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:40Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:39Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:34Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:33Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:21Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:17Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:16Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:15Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:09Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:08Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:07Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:04Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:44Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:32Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:31Caption #516

Board [Post Message]

This week's hermaphroditic unicorn is

apple juice is a verb



The un-Hung Willies are: David Byrden,H. Monkey and asphawk.


There are 19 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Dagnabbit! I will be in another meeting today....
<Carol> My apologies for not having time to comment until later in the day, due to my inconvenient state of employment.
<Lauren> Is it just me, or are today's photos anti-inspirational?
<Mort> I guess I killed the competition with bad images.
<Lauren> As I said, Mort, maybe it's just me... but let's see you give it a try.
<H. Monkey> I'm having trouble, too, but I've been feeling very uncreative for the past several days, anyway.

And about the RSS feed, Mort: you'd put the history data (or something similar) in a small XML file. There are readers and aggragator software that will sit on your desktop, check the file regularly (usu. every hour) and notify you if there are any changes. It probably will cut down on bandwith, because people will then only go to the site and load the page and images if they get a notification that something's changed.

<Mort> Yeh I have been looking into it, seems like a very good idea. Might even bring some new people in, if the feed is listed.
<Lauren> I think maybe those folks who don't vote/comment on at least a specified percentage of others' captions should be excluded from winning on Wednesdays.... What do you all think?
<H. Monkey> I don't have a problem with it, Lauren. I don't think it's necessary, but I don't have a problem with it.
<apple juice is a verb> some days i don't have time to comment on everybody's captions...i am at work. On those days I do at least read them all and still vote/comment for those I found funny. I can't help it if a significant percentage of captions don't grab me.
<David Byrden> I have difficulty in finding time to review all the captions. It is easier to avoid commenting at all. Perhaps you could introduce a new feature whereby reviewers are paid?
<Lauren> Congrats ajiav, David, H. and asphawk. It was an extreme challange and you all came through relatively unscathed and victorious.
<Mort> I went through the list of guest day winners and was suprised by my findings.

5 wins - guyPaulo
3 wins - Yoyology, 3Suns
2 wins - Luninaire, ajiav, obtuse, Starbug, David Byrden, DIPLOMATIC SHARK/the bartender, mypalmike, ElvisThePelvis
1 win - carter, Zathras, Buggy, Roger Mexico, JSchmitt, infosponge, Pedro Gonzales, H. Monkey, Carol

<guyPaulo> Wow.
<obtuse> re: non-commenting winners
I am probably in the category of those who rarely comment. I make no apologies - it's just not my style. I don't really even care about the win; I'm just here to amuse/be amused.
<David Byrden> It's not winning that matters. It's getting the most votes.
<Lauren> LOL. It was just a suggestion. Sometimes it is the nice thing to do to let others know you appreciate their efforts was what I was thinking. And also Mort could probably use a bit of help in chosing a winner each week. But actually, when all is said and done, I like this site just the way it works now. And David is absolutely right.
<obtuse> I know my motivation isn't being called into question but I'll still state for the record that I appreciate the efforts of fellow monkies, even if it isn't very evident.

For whatever reason, I simply prefer starting a conversation via comments over the voting process.

So regarding site design, I think it would be nice if commenting could be decoupled from voting. As an aside, I wonder if Mort's comment/vote code is spam-resistant?

<Mort> Bah! You assume I think ahead!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post