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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005

by apple juice is a verb

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All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This week was a very close and bloody shoot out between Lauren and apple juice is a verb; Lauren had two guns, a birthday hat and some streamers... how could she not lose?

Well, because apple juice did something as wrong as doing it with someone's birthday cake, and at mostemailed we award that kinda action!

The winner is: apple juice is a verb!!

There are 6 messages for this day.

<Lauren> HI all. Yesterday was my birthday and I got a puppy. She's a Maltese, her name is Lily and she weighs just under 2 pounds. She is so very cute. My 6-year-old white shepherd, Noel, seems to be amused by her.

<Axolotl> Congartulations Lauren! Congratulations to Lily and Noel too! You all be good to her, or gP will have to teach you some manners!

<guyPaulo> I was thinking about getting a ferret or a rat as a pet just yesterday.

<Mort> Congrats Lauren! Please include some photos.

<ajiav> congrats, and sorry 'bout the cake

<bob sex> well, soime people like it that way...thats how the human race was made, incest

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