Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005

by apple juice is a verb

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 77 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:31:01 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:31:00 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:59 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:58 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:57 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:56 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:55 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:54 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:53 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:52 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:50 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:49 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:48 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:47 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:46 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:45 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:44 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:43 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:42 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:41 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:40 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:39 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:38 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:37 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:35 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:34 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:33 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:32 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:29 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:26 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:25 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:24 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:23 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:22 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:21 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:20 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:19 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:18 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:17 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:16 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:15 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:14 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:13 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:12 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:11 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:10 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:09 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:08 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:05 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:30:03 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:59 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:58 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:57 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:56 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:55 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:54 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:53 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:52 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:51 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:50 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:49 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:48 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:47 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:46 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:44 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:43 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:42 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:38 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:37 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:36 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:35 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:34 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:33 Caption #960

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:32 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:31 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:30 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:29 Caption #482

Board

[Post Message]

This week was a very close and bloody shoot out between Lauren and apple juice is a verb; Lauren had two guns, a birthday hat and some streamers... how could she not lose?

Well, because apple juice did something as wrong as doing it with someone's birthday cake, and at mostemailed we award that kinda action!

The winner is: apple juice is a verb!!

There are 6 messages for this day.

<Lauren> HI all. Yesterday was my birthday and I got a puppy. She's a Maltese, her name is Lily and she weighs just under 2 pounds. She is so very cute. My 6-year-old white shepherd, Noel, seems to be amused by her.

<Axolotl> Congartulations Lauren! Congratulations to Lily and Noel too! You all be good to her, or gP will have to teach you some manners!

<guyPaulo> I was thinking about getting a ferret or a rat as a pet just yesterday.

<Mort> Congrats Lauren! Please include some photos.

<ajiav> congrats, and sorry 'bout the cake

<bob sex> well, soime people like it that way...thats how the human race was made, incest

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post