[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 123 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:26Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:25Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:24Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:23Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:22Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:21Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:17Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:15Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:12Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:08Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:04Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:03Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:02Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:01Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:00Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:59Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:58Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:57Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:55Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:54Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:53Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:52Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:51Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:50Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:49Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:48Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:47Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:46Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:45Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:44Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:43Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:42Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:41Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:40Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:39Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:38Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:36Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:32Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:30Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:26Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:25Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:22Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:19Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:18Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:14Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:12Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:11Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:08Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:07Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:01Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:59Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:56Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:55Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:54Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:53Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:52Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:51Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:50Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:49Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:48Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:47Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:44Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:43Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:41Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:39Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:38Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:37Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:36Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:35Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:34Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:33Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:32Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:30Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:29Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:27Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:26Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:25Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:24Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:23Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:22Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:21Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:20Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:19Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:18Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:17Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:16Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:15Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:14Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:13Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:12Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:11Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:10Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:08Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:06Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:05Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:03Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:02Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:59Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:57Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:56Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:55Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:54Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:51Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:50Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:48Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:46Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:45Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:44Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:43Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:42Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:41Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:40Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:39Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:38Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:37Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:36Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:35Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:34Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:33Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:32Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:31Caption #375

Board [Post Message]

This week's cheeky winner is

Fu Manchu.



The honourary asses are: 3Suns, apple juice is a verb and Roger Mexico.

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Darlenenbc> I really enjoy your site. I don't understand the money rating and can you post on past arcives? I think you have a good think going.
KEEP UP THE GOO WORK!Let me know!
<3Suns> Damn, I wish I'd seen either Shrek movie so I could make a joke about a baby ogre in the first picture, the princess in the second, and the donkey in the third.

But I'll have to leave that to someone else.

<Kumiho> there was a baby in Shrek2? (I haven't seen it either.)
<Mort> The happier the monkey the better the rating, there is a guide labeled "what this means" next to the voting pull-down. The choices are a bunch of weird internet/media references, so I know they could be confusing.

Yes you can post captions in the past, and maybe someday even in the future.

<apple juice is a verb> unusually slow guest day!
<OBLEDUT> No.no.no.no!!!
<Fu Manchu> Hey, thanks everyone! I knew the work time I spent reading this website would pay off in the end.
<David Byrden> Fu: I'm your manager and I want you in my office NOW.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post