[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 354 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:29Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:28Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:27Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:26Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:25Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:24Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:23Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:21Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:20Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:18Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:17Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:15Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:14Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:13Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:12Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:11Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:10Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:09Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:08Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:07Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:06Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:05Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:04Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:03Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:02Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:01Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:00Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:59Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:58Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:57Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:56Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:55Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:54Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:53Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:52Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:51Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:50Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:49Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:48Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:47Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:46Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:45Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:44Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:43Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:42Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:41Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:40Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:39Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:38Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:37Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:30Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:28Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:27Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:25Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:24Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:23Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:22Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:21Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:20Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:19Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:18Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:17Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:16Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:14Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:12Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:09Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:08Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:07Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:06Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:05Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:04Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:03Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:02Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:00Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:58Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:56Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:52Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:51Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:50Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:49Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:48Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:47Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:46Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:45Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:44Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:43Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:42Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:40Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:39Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:37Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:36Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:34Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:33Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:32Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:31Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:30Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:29Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:28Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:27Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:26Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:25Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:24Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:23Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:22Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:21Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:20Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:19Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:18Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:17Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:16Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:15Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:14Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:13Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:11Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:10Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:09Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:08Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:07Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:06Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:04Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:03Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:02Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:01Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:00Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:59Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:58Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:57Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:54Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:53Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:52Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:51Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:50Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:49Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:48Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:47Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:45Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:44Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:43Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:42Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:41Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:40Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:39Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:38Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:37Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:36Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:35Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:34Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:33Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:32Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:31Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:30Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:28Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:27Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:26Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:25Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:24Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:23Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:22Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:20Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:19Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:18Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:17Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:16Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:15Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:14Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:12Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:11Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:10Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:09Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:08Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:07Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:05Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:04Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:02Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:01Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:59Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:58Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:57Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:56Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:55Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:54Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:53Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:52Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:51Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:49Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:48Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:48Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:47Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:45Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:44Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:42Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:41Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:40Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:36Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:35Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:32Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:31Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:30Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:29Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:28Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:26Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:25Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:23Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:22Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:21Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:20Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:19Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:18Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:17Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:16Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:14Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:12Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:11Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:09Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:08Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:06Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:05Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:04Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:03Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:02Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:01Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:00Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:59Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:57Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:56Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:55Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:54Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:53Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:50Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:49Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:48Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:47Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:46Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:45Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:43Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:42Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:40Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:39Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:37Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:34Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:33Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:27Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:26Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:25Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:24Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:23Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:22Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:21Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:20Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:19Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:18Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:17Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:16Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:15Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:14Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:10Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:09Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:07Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:05Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:03Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:02Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:01Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:00Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:59Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:56Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:54Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:53Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:52Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:51Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:50Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:48Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:47Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:46Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:45Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:44Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:43Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:42Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:41Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:40Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:39Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:38Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:37Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:36Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:34Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:33Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:32Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:31Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:30Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:29Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:27Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:25Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:24Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:22Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:21Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:20Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:19Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:18Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:17Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:16Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:15Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:14Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:13Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:12Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:11Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:09Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:08Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:07Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:06Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:05Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:03Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:02Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:01Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:00Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:59Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:58Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:57Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:56Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:55Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:54Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:52Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:50Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:49Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:48Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:47Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:44Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:42Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:40Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:38Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:37Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:36Caption #15

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post