[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 351 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:02Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:01Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:59Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:58Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:54Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:52Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:51Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:48Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:47Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:44Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:43Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:42Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:39Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:38Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:37Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:35Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:33Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:32Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:31Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:30Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:28Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:22Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:21Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:19Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:17Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:15Caption #5.8
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:14Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:13Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:09Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:08Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:07Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:06Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:05Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:04Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:01Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:00Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:59Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:57Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:56Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:54Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:53Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:50Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:49Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:48Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:47Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:46Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:44Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:43Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:42Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:41Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:38Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:37Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:35Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:33Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:32Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:28Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:27Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:21Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:20Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:19Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:18Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:17Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:15Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:12Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:11Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:10Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:09Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:08Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:04Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:01Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:56Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:54Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:51Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:48Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:47Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:45Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:39Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:36Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:34Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:32Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:31Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:28Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:27Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:26Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:24Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:19Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:18Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:17Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:16Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:15Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:13Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:12Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:11Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:08Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:07Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:05Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:59Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:58Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:55Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:51Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:50Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:49Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:46Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:44Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:43Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:42Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:39Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:32Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:31Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:30Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:28Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:27Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:24Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:23Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:22Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:20Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:19Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:18Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:16Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:13Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:12Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:10Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:08Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:07Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:04Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:01Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:00Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:59Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:57Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:56Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:54Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:53Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:51Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:48Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:47Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:44Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:43Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:41Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:40Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:39Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:38Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:37Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:36Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:35Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:34Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:33Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:32Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:29Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:27Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:26Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:21Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:20Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:19Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:18Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:17Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:13Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:10Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:08Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:07Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:06Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:04Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:02Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:01Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:58Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:57Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:56Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:54Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:53Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:51Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:50Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:49Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:48Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:47Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:46Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:44Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:42Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:41Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:39Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:38Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:35Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:33Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:31Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:30Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:29Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:23Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:17Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:16Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:14Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:13Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:12Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:10Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:09Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:08Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:07Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:04Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:03Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:02Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:01Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:59Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:57Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:53Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:51Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:48Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:44Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:43Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:41Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:40Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:39Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:37Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:36Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:34Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:31Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:28Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:26Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:24Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:23Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:21Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:20Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:19Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:17Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:16Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:11Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:10Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:06Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:04Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:00Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:59Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:56Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:54Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:51Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:50Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:39Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:38Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:35Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:34Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:33Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:30Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:29Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:28Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:27Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:26Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:25Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:24Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:23Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:22Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:21Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:20Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:19Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:18Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:17Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:16Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:15Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:14Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:13Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:12Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:11Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:10Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:06Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:05Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:02Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:59Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:57Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:55Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:54Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:53Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:52Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:51Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:50Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:49Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:47Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:45Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:44Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:43Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:41Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:40Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:39Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:38Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:37Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:36Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:35Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:34Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:33Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:31Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:30Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:29Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:28Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:27Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:19Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:18Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:17Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:16Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:15Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:14Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:13Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:12Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:11Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:10Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:07Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:02Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:59Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:57Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:56Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:55Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:54Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:48Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:47Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:43Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:39Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:38Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:37Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:36Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:35Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:34Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:33Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:32Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:31Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:30Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:29Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:27Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:23Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:21Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:19Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:18Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:17Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:16Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:15Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:11Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:09Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:08Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:07Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:06Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:05Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:04Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:03Caption #527

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post