[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bored with crushing puppies?

Pillaging and deflowering virgins not what it used to be?

Then fuck a dwarf today!

Call me at (555) WEE-SEXX!!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 40 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:51Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:49Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:46Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:45Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:39Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:37Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:32Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:29Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:25Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:24Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:23Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:22Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:21Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:20Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:19Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:18Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:17Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:15Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:13Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:06Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:05Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:56Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:53Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:52Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:51Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:50Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:49Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:48Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:47Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:46Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:45Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:44Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:43Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:42Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:41Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:40Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:39Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:38Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:37Caption #689

Board [Post Message]

Why can't it be Friday already? Or even better next Tuesday, when everyone is back from a three day weekend, nursing super hangovers, for once wishing it was Monday.

There are 13 messages for this day.
<Prettypache> Hi,first time at site.
<shininglion> I do not know, but Friday sure as hell sounds nice right now.
<obtuse> I don't have internet at home :(
<Mort> Welcome Prettypache.

Obtuse, I don't think we can be friends anymore.

<Kumiho> Poor Obtuse. I'll still be your friend.
<ajiav> You are not alone, obtuse...
<guyPaulo> Good luck to all tomorrow. I will be in NYC without Internet access. Toodles!
<Kumiho> Wow, GuyP, you're going to leave us alone, on Gest Wednesday?!
<Sav24u@yahoo.com> yea ONE prick and its gone (virginity)lol
<sav24u@yahoo.com> yea again ,FUCK a dwarf and u might getlucky.the bugger might put his head in
<sav24u@yahoo.com> These puppies look worth being crushed and minced.haha
<sav24u@yahoo.com> say hello to me someone
<good guy> hi all


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post