[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bored with crushing puppies?

Pillaging and deflowering virgins not what it used to be?

Then fuck a dwarf today!

Call me at (555) WEE-SEXX!!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 101 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:48Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:47Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:46Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:42Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:41Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:40Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:39Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:38Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:37Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:36Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:35Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:34Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:33Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:32Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:31Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:30Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:29Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:28Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:27Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:26Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:25Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:24Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:23Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:22Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:21Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:20Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:19Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:18Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:17Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:16Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:15Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:14Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:10Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:07Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:06Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:05Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:04Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:03Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:02Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:01Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:00Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:59Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:59Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:57Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:56Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:55Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:54Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:53Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:52Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:51Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:50Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:47Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:44Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:43Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:42Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:42Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:40Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:39Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:38Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:37Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:36Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:35Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:34Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:33Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:32Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:30Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:26Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:24Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:22Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:21Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:20Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:19Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:18Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:17Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:16Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:15Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:14Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:13Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:13Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:11Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:10Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:09Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:08Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:07Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:06Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:05Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:04Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:03Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:02Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:01Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:00Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:58Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:57Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:54Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:50Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:46Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:43Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:42Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:41Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:40Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:39Caption #313

Board [Post Message]

Why can't it be Friday already? Or even better next Tuesday, when everyone is back from a three day weekend, nursing super hangovers, for once wishing it was Monday.

There are 13 messages for this day.
<Prettypache> Hi,first time at site.
<shininglion> I do not know, but Friday sure as hell sounds nice right now.
<obtuse> I don't have internet at home :(
<Mort> Welcome Prettypache.

Obtuse, I don't think we can be friends anymore.

<Kumiho> Poor Obtuse. I'll still be your friend.
<ajiav> You are not alone, obtuse...
<guyPaulo> Good luck to all tomorrow. I will be in NYC without Internet access. Toodles!
<Kumiho> Wow, GuyP, you're going to leave us alone, on Gest Wednesday?!
<Sav24u@yahoo.com> yea ONE prick and its gone (virginity)lol
<sav24u@yahoo.com> yea again ,FUCK a dwarf and u might getlucky.the bugger might put his head in
<sav24u@yahoo.com> These puppies look worth being crushed and minced.haha
<sav24u@yahoo.com> say hello to me someone
<good guy> hi all


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post