The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 32 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:16:29	Caption #-16
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:16:28	Caption #-22
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:16:25	Caption #62
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:16:23	Caption #607
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:16:17	Caption #250
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:16:02	Caption #-41
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:16:01	Caption #395
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:58	Caption #688
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:57	Caption #682
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:56	Caption #303
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:55	Caption #859
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:54	Caption #291
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:53	Caption #533
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:52	Caption #536
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:50	Caption #-26
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:48	Caption #32
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:47	Caption #520
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:46	Caption #432
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:45	Caption #53
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:44	Caption #498
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:43	Caption #319
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:42	Caption #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:41	Caption #542
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:40	Caption #585
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:39	Caption #638
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:38	Caption #471
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:37	Caption #932
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:36	Caption #279
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:35	Caption #907
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:34	Caption #626
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:33	Caption #881
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:15:32	Caption #544

I remember back in the good old days of the internet, when the only people online were the male computer science students. At least back then you always knew the people you were "touch typing" were male. These days it could be anyone, the creepy neighbourhood girl whose been stalking you for 6 years, a 60 year old scrod fisherman from the Baltic Straits or perhaps even (perish the thought) Celine Dion!

The last frame of today's caption could be exchanged with "but it was Gavin the gerbil who you were actually scritching with at last week's furry convention.".

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