[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 217 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:31Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:30Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:29Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:28Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:27Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:26Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:25Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:24Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:23Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:22Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:21Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:19Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:18Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:16Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:15Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:14Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:13Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:12Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:11Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:09Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:07Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:06Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:04Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:03Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:02Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:01Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:00Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:59Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:58Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:57Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:56Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:55Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:54Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:53Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:52Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:51Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:50Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:49Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:48Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:47Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:44Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:42Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:41Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:40Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:39Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:38Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:36Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:35Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:34Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:32Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:31Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:30Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:29Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:28Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:27Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:26Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:25Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:24Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:23Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:22Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:21Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:18Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:17Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:16Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:15Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:14Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:13Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:12Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:11Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:10Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:09Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:08Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:07Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:06Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:05Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:04Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:03Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:02Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:01Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:00Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:58Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:57Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:56Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:54Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:53Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:52Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:51Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:50Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:49Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:48Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:47Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:45Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:44Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:43Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:42Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:41Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:40Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:38Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:37Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:36Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:35Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:34Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:33Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:31Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:30Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:28Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:26Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:25Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:24Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:23Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:22Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:21Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:20Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:19Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:18Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:17Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:16Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:15Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:14Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:13Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:12Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:11Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:10Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:09Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:08Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:06Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:05Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:04Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:03Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:01Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:00Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:59Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:57Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:56Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:55Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:54Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:53Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:52Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:51Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:50Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:47Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:46Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:45Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:43Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:42Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:41Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:40Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:39Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:38Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:37Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:36Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:34Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:33Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:32Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:31Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:30Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:29Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:28Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:27Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:26Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:25Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:24Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:23Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:21Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:19Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:18Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:17Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:16Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:15Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:14Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:12Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:10Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:08Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:07Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:05Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:04Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:03Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:02Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:01Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:00Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:59Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:58Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:57Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:56Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:55Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:54Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:53Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:52Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:51Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:49Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:48Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:46Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:45Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:44Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:43Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:42Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:41Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:39Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:38Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:37Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:36Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:35Caption #

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post