[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 300 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:09Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:08Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:07Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:06Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:05Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:04Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:03Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:02Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:01Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:00Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:59Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:58Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:57Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:56Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:55Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:54Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:53Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:52Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:51Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:50Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:49Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:48Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:47Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:46Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:43Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:41Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:40Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:39Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:38Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:35Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:33Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:32Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:31Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:30Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:29Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:26Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:25Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:22Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:21Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:20Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:19Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:18Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:17Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:16Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:15Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:14Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:13Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:08Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:05Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:04Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:03Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:02Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:01Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:00Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:59Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:58Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:57Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:56Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:53Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:52Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:51Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:50Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:49Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:48Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:47Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:46Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:45Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:44Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:43Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:42Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:41Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:40Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:39Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:38Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:36Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:35Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:34Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:33Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:31Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:30Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:29Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:28Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:27Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:25Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:24Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:23Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:22Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:19Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:18Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:13Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:11Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:10Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:08Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:06Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:05Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:04Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:03Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:02Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:01Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:00Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:59Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:58Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:55Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:53Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:50Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:49Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:48Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:47Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:45Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:41Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:40Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:39Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:38Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:37Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:35Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:34Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:33Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:32Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:31Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:30Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:29Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:28Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:27Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:26Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:25Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:24Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:23Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:22Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:21Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:20Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:19Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:18Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:17Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:16Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:15Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:14Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:13Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:09Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:08Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:05Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:01Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:59Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:56Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:50Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:36Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:35Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:34Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:33Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:32Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:31Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:30Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:28Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:20Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:17Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:12Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:10Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:08Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:06Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:05Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:04Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:03Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:02Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:01Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:00Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:59Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:58Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:57Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:55Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:53Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:52Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:50Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:46Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:39Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:38Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:37Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:36Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:35Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:34Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:33Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:22Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:21Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:18Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:17Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:16Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:15Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:14Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:13Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:12Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:08Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:05Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:00Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:43Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:42Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:41Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:39Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:38Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:37Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:36Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:32Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:31Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:25Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:24Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:16Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:09Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:08Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:02Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:58Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:55Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:51Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:50Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:49Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:48Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:48Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:47Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:46Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:42Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:39Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:38Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:33Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:32Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:18Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:17Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:16Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:09Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:08Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:06Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:03Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:00Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:56Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:55Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:54Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:53Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:50Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:48Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:47Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:46Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:44Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:43Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:42Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:39Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:38Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:37Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:36Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:33Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:32Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:31Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:30Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:25Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:18Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:16Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:15Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:14Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:10Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:08Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:01Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:00Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:59Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:57Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:53Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:51Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:50Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:48Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:46Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:44Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:43Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:36Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:35Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:34Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:25Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:22Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:18Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:17Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:15Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:13Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:07Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:06Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:05Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:59Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:58Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:57Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:52Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:49Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:47Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:46Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:45Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:36Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:35Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:34Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:31Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:18Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:17Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:16Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:12Caption #757

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post