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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/10/2004 by mypalmike
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I brought my kids to the zoo. When we got to the rhino pit, I was disgusted! How could the zookepers let this happen in public?! I shielded the eyes of my impressionable young children and herded them to a different area.

We then watched an adult orangutan rip a baby into small pieces as it screamed in agony. "That's nature at work," I told the kids.

When I got home, I found myself watching the video I made of the day. Over and over. Naked.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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Yeh, yeh the week's winner horn dog person is: mypalmike

The people who did not win: Iceman, Axolotl and ssiegel.

There are 5 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> This one's tough!
<infosponge> ya know, i was going to make my big comeback with some snappy 3-panel series about orangutans getting off on midget rhino 3-way porn.

then i realized that that would be a very dark and scary corner of my brain to venture into and thought better of it. :-)

<Jellyloo> That is just a sick and disturbing caption. Let me read it again...
<Peter Rabbit> Gor bless my innocent button eyes!
<what?> what?


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