[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bored with crushing puppies?

Pillaging and deflowering virgins not what it used to be?

Then fuck a dwarf today!

Call me at (555) WEE-SEXX!!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 31 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:42Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:41Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:40Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:39Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:38Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:37Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:36Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:35Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:34Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:33Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:32Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:31Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:30Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:27Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:23Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:22Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:21Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:20Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:19Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:18Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:17Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:16Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:15Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:14Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:13Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:12Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:11Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:10Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:09Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:08Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:07Caption #59

Board [Post Message]

Why can't it be Friday already? Or even better next Tuesday, when everyone is back from a three day weekend, nursing super hangovers, for once wishing it was Monday.


There are 13 messages for this day.
<Prettypache> Hi,first time at site.
<shininglion> I do not know, but Friday sure as hell sounds nice right now.
<obtuse> I don't have internet at home :(
<Mort> Welcome Prettypache.

Obtuse, I don't think we can be friends anymore.

<Kumiho> Poor Obtuse. I'll still be your friend.
<ajiav> You are not alone, obtuse...
<guyPaulo> Good luck to all tomorrow. I will be in NYC without Internet access. Toodles!
<Kumiho> Wow, GuyP, you're going to leave us alone, on Gest Wednesday?!
<Sav24u@yahoo.com> yea ONE prick and its gone (virginity)lol
<sav24u@yahoo.com> yea again ,FUCK a dwarf and u might getlucky.the bugger might put his head in
<sav24u@yahoo.com> These puppies look worth being crushed and minced.haha
<sav24u@yahoo.com> say hello to me someone
<good guy> hi all


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post