[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Jon: Dude, I saw the gayest thing today, a dog dressed up in frilly clothes
Bob: Man thats just so GAY!

Bob: Dude I hate gay people, they do totally sick stuff with their tongues
Jon: GAY PEOPLE SUCK Man SUCK!

Jon: Dude I'm gay and I think you are so hot!
Bob: Whoa dude lets get it on!
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 279 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:33Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:30Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:29Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:26Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:23Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:21Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:20Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:19Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:18Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:16Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:12Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:09Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:08Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:07Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:02Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:58Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:53Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:52Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:51Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:49Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:48Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:47Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:44Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:42Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:36Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:35Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:34Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:33Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:32Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:31Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:29Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:28Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:25Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:24Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:22Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:21Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:16Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:15Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:14Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:13Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:10Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:09Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:06Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:05Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:58Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:53Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:52Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:51Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:45Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:44Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:40Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:38Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:37Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:36Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:35Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:31Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:30Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:29Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:27Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:26Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:25Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:23Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:22Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:21Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:20Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:15Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:14Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:13Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:05Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:55Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:53Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:49Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:48Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:45Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:40Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:39Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:38Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:36Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:26Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:20Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:19Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:15Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:12Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:59Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:57Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:55Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:51Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:43Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:29Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:28Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:22Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:21Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:20Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:19Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:14Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:10Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:09Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:04Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:03Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:01Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:00Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:59Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:57Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:56Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:55Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:54Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:49Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:45Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:40Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:39Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:34Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:32Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:31Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:29Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:27Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:25Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:21Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:17Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:16Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:11Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:09Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:08Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:07Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:06Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:03Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:01Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:57Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:52Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:47Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:46Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:45Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:44Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:43Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:42Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:36Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:33Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:32Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:30Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:28Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:27Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:23Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:21Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:20Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:19Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:16Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:15Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:13Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:11Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:10Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:09Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:05Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:03Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:02Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:58Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:53Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:52Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:51Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:49Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:48Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:47Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:42Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:37Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:36Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:33Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:30Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:29Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:28Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:27Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:23Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:22Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:21Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:18Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:17Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:13Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:08Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:07Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:06Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:05Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:04Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:03Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:02Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:01Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:00Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:59Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:58Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:55Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:54Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:53Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:48Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:42Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:41Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:39Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:37Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:36Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:34Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:32Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:28Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:27Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:26Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:25Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:24Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:22Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:18Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:17Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:16Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:12Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:11Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:10Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:09Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:08Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:07Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:06Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:05Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:04Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:01Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:59Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:57Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:56Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:52Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:51Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:47Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:46Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:45Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:44Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:43Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:42Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:41Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:40Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:39Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:36Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:28Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:26Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:25Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:24Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:23Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:21Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:18Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:15Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:14Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:13Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:11Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:10Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:08Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:04Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:03Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:02Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:01Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:00Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:58Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:56Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:55Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:53Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:51Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:48Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:47Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:46Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:45Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:44Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:43Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:41Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:40Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:39Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:38Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:36Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:35Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:34Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:33Caption #267

Board [Post Message]

Talked to Sue again last night (she is awfully busy right now), she was again too polite. I think because she knows I know her work address, she probably expects me to turn up with an axe if she tells me that something sucks. She did tell me that the comic panel should pop out more than the description and blog panel. I very much agreed with her so I upped it's colours a tiny bit, but I still want this to be yahooesqe so no fancy graphics or blink tags.

I wanted to get away from a sex related theme this time, it's far too easy to fall into that trap. Of course fate handed me a picture of two men kissing in church (gay couple marrying in Toronto), so it was nigh impossible to come up with anything non sexually related.

The alternative captions are pretty good also today (I think so at least):

Ms. Patches is one lust driven dog! She always wears ode de heat perfume and the latest sexy dog lingerie.

She knows all the techniques of attracting male dogs, even the secret licking arts of the dogma sutra. There is only thing more lustful than Ms. Patches.

Her owner's fetish for middle aged choir boys.

I am so tempted to use it. Actually I was tempted to use it, the main caption and the alternative swapped after I looked at both of them together.


There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post