Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/04/2005

by Axolotl

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She offered to introduce me to her furry friend...

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..when I was happy just hanging out with the twins!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This week's furry friend is

Axolotl

Snuggled up close behind him was mypalmike, Lauren and Kumiho.

There are 7 messages for this day.

<Mort> Ok everything back to normal. The fill in script seems to suck the soul out of the website.

<mypalmike> It just ain't the same without ya, Mort.

Well, I guess it would be similar if someone else were to manually set up the site every day.

I mean, it's really just the automation script that is the problem.

Well, then again, if the script automatically pulled in the current top 3 photos, rather than random old ones, it would be almost as good as when you're here.

Actually, if the script pulled in the top 3 current photos that aren't repeats from before, also obviously rejecting Celine Dion photos (using modern facial recognition technology), you'd be completely unnecessary here.

<Axolotl> It would be really hard to write fun captions with tsunami disaster photos though...

<Axolotl> Oh, welcome back Mort! Hope you had a good time in Mexico.

<Mort> Well that is why I delayed until now, I really didn't feel like using the tsuami photos. Also I was meant to be on that beach this christmas, we were trying to go to Phuket instead of Mexico.

<Kumiho> Oof. Luck you got Mexico instead, huh?

<Mort> My internet is too slow to update tonight, morning PST update instead.

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