[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 229 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:19Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:17Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:15Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:14Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:13Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:12Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:11Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:10Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:09Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:01Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:58Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:57Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:56Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:55Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:54Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:51Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:50Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:47Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:45Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:44Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:40Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:39Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:38Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:35Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:34Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:33Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:32Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:31Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:30Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:28Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:27Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:23Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:21Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:16Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:15Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:12Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:03Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:58Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:57Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:56Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:52Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:51Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:50Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:49Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:48Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:47Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:44Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:43Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:42Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:41Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:35Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:27Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:25Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:24Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:23Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:22Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:21Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:21Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:08Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:02Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:56Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:50Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:49Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:48Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:47Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:46Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:44Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:35Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:28Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:27Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:26Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:25Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:24Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:23Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:22Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:19Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:14Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:07Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:04Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:02Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:53Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:49Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:47Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:46Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:42Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:41Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:40Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:38Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:36Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:34Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:31Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:28Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:20Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:16Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:15Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:14Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:07Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:05Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:03Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:02Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:01Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:00Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:58Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:57Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:55Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:53Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:47Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:41Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:39Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:38Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:37Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:36Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:34Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:30Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:29Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:28Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:25Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:23Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:21Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:20Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:17Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:14Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:13Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:12Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:09Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:06Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:00Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:55Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:53Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:49Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:37Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:33Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:30Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:29Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:24Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:23Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:20Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:19Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:14Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:12Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:03Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:00Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:59Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:54Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:53Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:48Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:47Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:39Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:32Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:30Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:27Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:26Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:22Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:15Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:14Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:10Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:09Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:07Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:06Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:05Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:59Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:56Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:44Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:42Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:40Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:39Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:31Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:27Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:26Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:25Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:24Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:23Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:19Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:16Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:11Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:10Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:08Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:07Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:02Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:58Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:54Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:53Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:52Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:50Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:39Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:33Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:24Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:23Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:22Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:15Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:14Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:12Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:08Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:07Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:06Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:04Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:03Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:01Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:00Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:58Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:57Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:55Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:54Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:53Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:50Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:39Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:37Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:35Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:33Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:32Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:21Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:20Caption #877

Board [Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post