Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/16/2004

by Pedro Gonzales

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Dear Diary,
10 am A stale cheese sandwhich got delivered I had bought on-line!
11 am No food in fridge, ate cheese sandwhich

1 pm I sneezed up an enourmous booger that was all hairy and warm. Looked a bit like the cheese sandwhich.

10pm Jerked off to some streaker at the game.
10.15pm Jerked off again.
10.30 Going to sleep. Life's great.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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The winner is

Pedro Gonzales.

There are 3 messages for this day.

<3Suns> OMGWTFKUM!!! Mickey Mouse is on my grilled cheese!!!

...www.kitchencollection.com...

<ajiav> i saw something on cnn a few minutes ago about a grilled cheese with the virgin mary on it that is being sold on e-bay

<ajiav> (looking more closely at the first picture) d'oh!

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