[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/16/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You think it's all beef,

but it's mostly something quite different.

And that children is why Ronald McDonald is locked up.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 310 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:26Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:25Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:22Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:21Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:20Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:19Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:17Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:14Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:11Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:09Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:08Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:07Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:06Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:05Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:04Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:57Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:56Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:47Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:46Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:43Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:40Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:39Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:38Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:37Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:35Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:32Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:31Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:27Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:26Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:25Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:24Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:20Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:18Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:15Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:14Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:12Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:10Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:09Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:08Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:05Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:02Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:00Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:59Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:58Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:57Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:56Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:55Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:53Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:50Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:49Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:46Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:43Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:41Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:40Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:39Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:38Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:34Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:33Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:32Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:30Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:27Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:25Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:23Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:21Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:19Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:18Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:17Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:16Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:15Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:14Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:13Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:11Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:06Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:05Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:03Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:02Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:01Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:00Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:58Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:57Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:50Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:46Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:44Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:43Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:40Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:39Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:36Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:35Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:34Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:33Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:30Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:25Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:21Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:20Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:19Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:16Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:15Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:13Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:12Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:06Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:05Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:04Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:02Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:57Caption #7.7
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:56Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:55Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:52Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:47Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:46Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:45Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:44Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:41Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:40Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:39Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:38Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:32Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:31Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:30Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:27Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:24Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:17Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:14Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:12Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:11Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:10Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:09Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:08Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:07Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:06Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:02Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:01Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:57Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:55Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:52Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:49Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:47Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:44Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:42Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:40Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:36Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:31Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:30Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:29Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:28Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:25Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:23Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:20Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:18Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:17Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:16Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:15Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:14Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:10Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:09Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:02Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:01Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:56Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:55Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:53Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:52Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:50Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:47Caption #9.2
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:44Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:43Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:41Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:38Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:36Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:35Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:34Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:27Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:26Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:24Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:23Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:22Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:21Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:18Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:17Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:15Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:13Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:11Caption #2.8
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:09Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:07Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:05Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:02Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:01Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:57Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:54Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:51Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:49Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:48Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:46Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:44Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:43Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:42Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:39Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:38Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:37Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:36Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:35Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:25Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:23Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:21Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:20Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:19Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:17Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:16Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:12Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:10Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:09Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:08Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:06Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:05Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:01Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:00Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:58Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:54Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:53Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:52Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:49Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:46Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:43Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:41Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:40Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:39Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:37Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:34Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:33Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:32Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:30Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:28Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:25Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:24Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:21Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:19Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:18Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:17Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:14Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:13Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:12Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:11Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:10Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:01Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:58Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:57Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:53Caption #6.7
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:52Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:50Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:48Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:47Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:46Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:43Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:41Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:38Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:36Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:35Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:34Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:33Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:32Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:31Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:30Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:29Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:27Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:25Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:22Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:21Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:20Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:19Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:16Caption #1.8
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:15Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:11Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:10Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:09Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:08Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:05Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:04Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:02Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:01Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:00Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:54Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:52Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:50Caption #5.7
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:48Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:47Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:46Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:45Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:44Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:42Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:41Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:38Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:37Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:36Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:35Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:33Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:32Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:30Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:29Caption #283

Board [Post Message]

I almost saw Troy on friday, but it was completely sold out. I've heard totally different reviews, has anyone seen it?


There are 14 messages for this day.
<Carlos E Ferrero> Concerning that "Bad Neighbor" page... there is only one thing worse than a "Bad Neighbor": a person lacking the imagination, initiative, personal resources, energy, independence or whatever, to move away from such a dump!! Anyone who feels it is unavoidable to live in such a place is pathetic wretch!!
<3Suns> I saw Troy and I thought it was great. It takes a lot of liberties with Homer, but if it was supposed to be a faithful adaptation they would have called it "The Illiad" instead of "Troy".

The fight scenes are probably the best combination I've seen of epic battles (ala Braveheart or LotR) and personal duels (ala kung fu flicks).

<guyPaulo> Troy was a great film in part because there was not a clear "good vs evil" for the battles. Agememnon was a bastard for sure, but it was easy to root for Achilles (Pitt) and Odyssious. This kind of moral reality is a nice touch. Eric Bana has a great performance as Hector, and Pitt is very believable as Achilles. Overall, the film was excellent.
<Lauren> Great captioning today, Mort.
<Mort> Thanks Lauren, I hope you are doing well today. I guess I will have to see Troy now, although I always prefered the stories of Odysseus's voyage after the war than the actual war itself.
<Lauren> Right now there are 48 Mr. Nonames on the board. Welcome and where are you all from?
<guyPaulo> Despite the no-names in the users section, the regular monkies have again succeeded in running off practically all non-reg contributors today. In my opinion, the reg monkies' captions are so good that newcomers are too intimidated to post. That, or we're all bullies.
<Axolotl> Any monkeys getting invaded by brood X cicadas yet?

We don't have them here in northern europe...

<guyPaulo> I haven't spotted any here in the Southern US. I remember them from several years back. We incorrectly called them locusts at the time. The suckers molt and shed their skin, leaving behind a really cool little copy of themselves stuck on a tree truck.
<3Suns> The cicadas are a terrorist plot. In arab countries, they're called "Al Si-Qaida".
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: no cicades here, but I was up to my eyeballs in them last summer in Korea.
<Lauren> I haven't seen any yet, but they are expected in my area, since they WERE here 17 years ago.
<Jellyloo> Ok everyone get ready...
Ok set?
MAKE THE CICADA NOISE!!!
<Suzy> i havent seen it but i am soon ill come back and tell you guys what happened!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post