[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/16/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You think it's all beef,

but it's mostly something quite different.

And that children is why Ronald McDonald is locked up.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 112 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:40Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:39Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:38Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:37Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:36Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:35Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:32Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:31Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:30Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:29Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:25Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:24Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:23Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:22Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:21Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:19Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:18Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:16Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:15Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:14Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:13Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:12Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:10Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:09Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:08Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:07Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:05Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:04Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:03Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:02Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:59Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:58Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:57Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:56Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:55Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:52Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:51Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:50Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:49Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:48Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:46Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:45Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:44Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:43Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:42Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:40Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:39Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:38Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:37Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:36Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:35Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:34Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:33Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:32Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:31Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:30Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:26Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:25Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:24Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:18Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:11Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:10Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:08Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:06Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:57Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:55Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:53Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:45Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:44Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:43Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:42Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:41Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:40Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:39Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:37Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:31Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:27Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:19Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:15Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:14Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:09Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:08Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:53Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:47Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:45Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:38Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:36Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:34Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:33Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:30Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:19Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:11Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:01Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:56Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:55Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:44Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:40Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:39Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:36Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:23Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:22Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:21Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:20Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:18Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:17Caption #325

Board [Post Message]

I almost saw Troy on friday, but it was completely sold out. I've heard totally different reviews, has anyone seen it?

There are 14 messages for this day.
<Carlos E Ferrero> Concerning that "Bad Neighbor" page... there is only one thing worse than a "Bad Neighbor": a person lacking the imagination, initiative, personal resources, energy, independence or whatever, to move away from such a dump!! Anyone who feels it is unavoidable to live in such a place is pathetic wretch!!
<3Suns> I saw Troy and I thought it was great. It takes a lot of liberties with Homer, but if it was supposed to be a faithful adaptation they would have called it "The Illiad" instead of "Troy".

The fight scenes are probably the best combination I've seen of epic battles (ala Braveheart or LotR) and personal duels (ala kung fu flicks).

<guyPaulo> Troy was a great film in part because there was not a clear "good vs evil" for the battles. Agememnon was a bastard for sure, but it was easy to root for Achilles (Pitt) and Odyssious. This kind of moral reality is a nice touch. Eric Bana has a great performance as Hector, and Pitt is very believable as Achilles. Overall, the film was excellent.
<Lauren> Great captioning today, Mort.
<Mort> Thanks Lauren, I hope you are doing well today. I guess I will have to see Troy now, although I always prefered the stories of Odysseus's voyage after the war than the actual war itself.
<Lauren> Right now there are 48 Mr. Nonames on the board. Welcome and where are you all from?
<guyPaulo> Despite the no-names in the users section, the regular monkies have again succeeded in running off practically all non-reg contributors today. In my opinion, the reg monkies' captions are so good that newcomers are too intimidated to post. That, or we're all bullies.
<Axolotl> Any monkeys getting invaded by brood X cicadas yet?

We don't have them here in northern europe...

<guyPaulo> I haven't spotted any here in the Southern US. I remember them from several years back. We incorrectly called them locusts at the time. The suckers molt and shed their skin, leaving behind a really cool little copy of themselves stuck on a tree truck.
<3Suns> The cicadas are a terrorist plot. In arab countries, they're called "Al Si-Qaida".
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: no cicades here, but I was up to my eyeballs in them last summer in Korea.
<Lauren> I haven't seen any yet, but they are expected in my area, since they WERE here 17 years ago.
<Jellyloo> Ok everyone get ready...
Ok set?
MAKE THE CICADA NOISE!!!
<Suzy> i havent seen it but i am soon ill come back and tell you guys what happened!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post