[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/16/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You think it's all beef,

but it's mostly something quite different.

And that children is why Ronald McDonald is locked up.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 201 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:47Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:46Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:45Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:44Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:43Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:42Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:40Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:38Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:37Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:36Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:34Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:32Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:31Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:30Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:29Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:28Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:27Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:26Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:25Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:24Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:23Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:22Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:20Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:19Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:18Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:17Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:16Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:14Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:13Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:12Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:11Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:10Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:08Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:07Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:06Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:05Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:04Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:03Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:02Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:01Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:59Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:58Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:57Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:56Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:55Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:54Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:52Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:51Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:50Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:47Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:46Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:45Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:43Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:42Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:41Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:39Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:38Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:35Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:34Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:31Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:27Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:24Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:22Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:21Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:19Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:18Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:17Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:15Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:14Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:12Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:11Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:10Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:09Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:08Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:07Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:06Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:05Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:04Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:03Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:02Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:00Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:59Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:58Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:57Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:56Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:55Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:54Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:53Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:52Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:51Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:50Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:46Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:45Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:44Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:42Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:37Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:35Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:33Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:30Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:29Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:28Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:27Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:26Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:25Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:24Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:23Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:22Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:21Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:20Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:19Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:18Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:14Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:13Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:11Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:09Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:08Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:07Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:06Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:05Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:04Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:03Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:02Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:01Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:00Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:59Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:57Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:55Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:54Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:53Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:52Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:51Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:50Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:49Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:46Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:45Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:44Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:43Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:42Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:40Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:38Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:36Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:34Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:32Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:30Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:27Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:26Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:25Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:25Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:23Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:22Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:21Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:20Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:19Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:18Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:17Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:16Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:15Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:10Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:07Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:06Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:04Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:03Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:02Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:01Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:00Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:59Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:58Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:57Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:55Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:54Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:53Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:52Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:51Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:50Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:49Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:48Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:47Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:46Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:43Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:41Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:38Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:37Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:36Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:35Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:34Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:31Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:30Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:29Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:28Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:27Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:26Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:23Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:22Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:21Caption #294

Board [Post Message]

I almost saw Troy on friday, but it was completely sold out. I've heard totally different reviews, has anyone seen it?


There are 14 messages for this day.
<Carlos E Ferrero> Concerning that "Bad Neighbor" page... there is only one thing worse than a "Bad Neighbor": a person lacking the imagination, initiative, personal resources, energy, independence or whatever, to move away from such a dump!! Anyone who feels it is unavoidable to live in such a place is pathetic wretch!!
<3Suns> I saw Troy and I thought it was great. It takes a lot of liberties with Homer, but if it was supposed to be a faithful adaptation they would have called it "The Illiad" instead of "Troy".

The fight scenes are probably the best combination I've seen of epic battles (ala Braveheart or LotR) and personal duels (ala kung fu flicks).

<guyPaulo> Troy was a great film in part because there was not a clear "good vs evil" for the battles. Agememnon was a bastard for sure, but it was easy to root for Achilles (Pitt) and Odyssious. This kind of moral reality is a nice touch. Eric Bana has a great performance as Hector, and Pitt is very believable as Achilles. Overall, the film was excellent.
<Lauren> Great captioning today, Mort.
<Mort> Thanks Lauren, I hope you are doing well today. I guess I will have to see Troy now, although I always prefered the stories of Odysseus's voyage after the war than the actual war itself.
<Lauren> Right now there are 48 Mr. Nonames on the board. Welcome and where are you all from?
<guyPaulo> Despite the no-names in the users section, the regular monkies have again succeeded in running off practically all non-reg contributors today. In my opinion, the reg monkies' captions are so good that newcomers are too intimidated to post. That, or we're all bullies.
<Axolotl> Any monkeys getting invaded by brood X cicadas yet?

We don't have them here in northern europe...

<guyPaulo> I haven't spotted any here in the Southern US. I remember them from several years back. We incorrectly called them locusts at the time. The suckers molt and shed their skin, leaving behind a really cool little copy of themselves stuck on a tree truck.
<3Suns> The cicadas are a terrorist plot. In arab countries, they're called "Al Si-Qaida".
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: no cicades here, but I was up to my eyeballs in them last summer in Korea.
<Lauren> I haven't seen any yet, but they are expected in my area, since they WERE here 17 years ago.
<Jellyloo> Ok everyone get ready...
Ok set?
MAKE THE CICADA NOISE!!!
<Suzy> i havent seen it but i am soon ill come back and tell you guys what happened!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post