[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by This could be your name
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The Great Mouth Spirit appeared to me after months of meditation and presented me with 100 pounds of gold and decreed that I embark on a quest to help the less fortunate and the poor.

I pondered this quest carefully. Who is worthy of this kind of assisstance? What poor, underprivileged soul should I lift up out of despair first?

I think I'll start by giving some gold to these sad, spiritually lost topless dancers.

That's right baby, show me your sins.
(Bathroom Mania)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 272 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:58Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:57Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:55Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:54Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:53Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:52Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:51Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:50Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:49Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:48Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:47Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:46Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:45Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:44Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:43Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:42Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:41Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:40Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:39Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:38Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:37Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:36Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:35Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:28Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:27Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:26Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:25Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:22Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:18Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:16Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:15Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:14Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:10Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:07Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:03Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:01Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:57Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:54Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:52Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:49Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:48Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:47Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:46Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:45Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:44Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:43Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:42Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:41Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:40Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:38Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:36Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:35Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:34Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:33Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:32Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:31Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:30Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:29Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:28Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:27Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:26Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:25Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:24Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:23Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:22Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:21Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:20Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:19Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:17Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:16Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:15Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:13Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:12Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:11Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:10Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:09Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:05Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:04Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:03Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:02Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:55Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:54Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:53Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:52Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:49Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:46Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:44Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:43Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:42Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:41Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:40Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:39Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:35Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:34Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:29Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:26Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:23Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:22Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:20Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:19Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:18Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:17Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:16Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:15Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:14Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:13Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:12Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:11Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:10Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:09Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:08Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:07Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:06Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:05Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:04Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:02Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:01Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:00Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:57Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:55Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:54Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:52Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:51Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:49Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:48Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:47Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:46Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:45Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:44Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:41Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:39Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:37Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:28Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:27Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:26Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:23Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:22Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:21Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:20Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:17Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:13Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:11Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:08Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:07Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:06Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:02Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:55Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:53Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:52Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:51Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:50Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:47Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:46Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:43Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:41Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:38Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:36Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:35Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:34Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:33Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:31Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:30Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:29Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:28Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:27Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:26Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:22Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:17Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:09Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:04Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:59Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:58Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:57Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:55Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:54Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:51Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:46Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:36Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:35Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:32Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:30Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:24Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:23Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:14Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:09Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:08Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:07Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:06Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:02Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:51Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:49Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:44Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:41Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:40Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:39Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:37Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:32Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:30Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:29Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:25Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:18Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:16Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:15Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:08Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:05Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:57Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:51Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:42Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:41Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:40Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:34Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:29Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:22Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:21Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:14Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:11Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:09Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:05Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:04Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:00Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:55Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:54Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:53Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:51Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:45Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:41Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:40Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:38Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:36Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:30Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:25Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:24Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:23Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:16Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:12Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:11Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:10Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:09Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:04Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:02Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:49Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:43Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:38Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:37Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:36Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:35Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:21Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:20Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:12Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:04Caption #42

Board [Post Message]

The week's suburban bourbon turban is

guyPaulo



And the half melted urinal cakes are: Lauren, David Byrden, ElvisThePelvis, Pedro Gonzales


There are 21 messages for this day.
<Lauren> I just can't get over that first picture. How perverse is it to create a men's urinal that looks like a lady's mouth? What next? A women's room toilet shaped like your papa's lap?
<Cookieus Hackus> It really wierds me out too. Of all the wonderful things that a woman's mouth is capable of, being a urine receptacle isn't one that comes to mind.
<guyPaulo> Yeah, I don't get the mouth-urinal thing either.
<3Suns> I think this is the first time that "Bathroom Mania" has has a photo credit on this site. In fact I'm sure of it.
<Pedro Gonzales> They should have made it into other more appropriate shapes, like a bush just on the roadside of the interstate, or a sidestreet next to a bar at closing time
<Lauren> Yeh, you're right Pedro. For three years, the alleyway that ran alongside my apartment was a favorite toilet for guys leaving bars in my neighborhood. That is until I went to bed with a bucket of ice water perched on my bedroom window sill....
<Cookieus Hackus> Oh the shrinkage! The Horror!
<Pedro Gonzales> Lauren how cruel!! Bet it added some entertainment to the evenings
<Mort> Pedro - why would George Bush on the roadside of the interstate be an appropriate shape to pee on?
Wait there, I think I just asked a stupid question.
<Kumiho> Lauren I think you are my shero. ::bows down before her::
<jellyloo> tap tap smirk
<Mort> What do you know about tapping?
<obtuse> KEGS OR ASSES?
<Mort> I think I need the guy in the Turban to help me pick a winner today. Very good guest day.
<obtuse> He appears to be preoccupied with the photo to the right.
<Mark> Apologies for not posting today .. shame as the photos are great. My role at work has been made redundant and I'm not feeling insipred as such .. well, not unless you count bitter, twisted and silently anger as inspired.
<Mort> Thats unfortunate Mark. Please do post dark, brooding rants on here, to vent your frustrations. I expect many wonderfully evil captions where bosses meet their ends in painful ways.

I have been made redundant (laid off) twice.

<guyPaulo> Sorry Mark! That sucks dude.
<Mark> Okay, it's late but I put something up. I'll be sure to post something dark and bitter from home tomorrow.
<Stinkin Olaf> Ahoy! That thar be some blimey wench, that thar Lauren!! Now's I'm knowin' whence I got that freezin shower o' pee last midWinter!!!
<Buran> That be true matey. Hoist high the Rabbit Banner, ye!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post